Crazy Headcanons

Granny Smith’s parents are from Trotland.

Sometimes the Apple family put on kilts.

Limestone Pie’s life philosophy is quite simple and easy to understand.

The universe is doomed.
Doomed.
Doomed.
Doomed.
DOOOOMED!!!

That’s why she’s so grouchy.

she knows holder’s boulder is gonna get touched but that dosen’t mean she’s gotta be happy about it.

G4 ponies often eat grass that’s growing on the ground. Most commonly done with ponies, like Trixie, that are travelling to one place to another and want to munch on a snack as they walk. G5 ponies have forgotten about this and they find it weird

@Moving
Imagine the ponies seeing the wild zebras from Madagascar calling themselves the under water stripes because they Dona lot of tricks

Lyra once tried to organize a revolution to overthrow Celestia so she can free the humans from tyranny.

It went nowhere. No one cares about humans. Even Lyra’s best friend.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
The underwater stripes are a 220 trillion piece group of wild zebras images the ponies and creatures see then perform

Button Mash is part of the reason the best music from the Myst soundtracks survived through the millennia.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Plus, technically speaking, only Twilight and Spike know about the existence of humans overall and they know they do not live in Equestria.
Unless the headcanon is for some Conversion Bureau thing, Lyra is pretty much making a rebellion for absolutely nothing.

MLP Analysis: Getting the horseshoe from the Rift due to evil conduct automatically means being 86ed from Pie’s Pizzeria.

Opaline was once Flurry’s long lost sister, Skyla.

The Kirin made massive innovations in fireproof materials.

@Twi Clown
I’m going to assume Lyra’s utter insanity and her obsession with conspiracy theories is one of the reasons Twilight didn’t want to make friends.

(I like to think of Lyra as the Dale Gribble of MLP)

At least as an adult she’s learned to keep them a bit more to herself.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
And then married the equivalent of her CIA tail.

During the Changeling Invasion of Canterlot, there was a pony who broke half the stock of bug spray cans in a hardware store’s stockroom when a pair of changelings entered. The use of chemical weapons did spark controversy.

Rainbow has a knack of knowledge for electrical circuits. Pegasi have to work with electricity everyday after all.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Twilight probably reconnected with Lyra after EG after discovering Lyra did have a point after all.

I think opaline is a native of the crystal empire her manestyle just screams crystal pony.

TF2 Analysis: Jiminy/Vector escaped in his mustelid form about the time of “The Blissy is Booped”.

It’s headcanon and interesting canonical observation at the same time.
Rainbow Dash, with all her extroverted nature, non-contact pony a bit. Not talking about hoof touching, she’s okay with hugs from other ponies and likes group hugs but almost never hugs somepony herself.
But there’s some exceptions:
Fluttershy — her closest childhood friend
Scootaloo — her “sister”
Her parents — her… parents
She hugs and freely touches only very close to her persons who she trusts the most

In a rule 63 universe, male Lyra would be voiced by Chris Alex and male Bon Bon by Jason Steele.

Godwhinny’s Law states that whoever first compares their opponent to Sombra or the Storm King has lost the argument.

the real grogar isn’t dead and is the final boss of G5.

Ponies on Earth Canons (1 is in equestria)

@harasha456
Isn’t that a little too obvious?

Scratching a pony behind the ears is considered an extremely lewd act equivalent to smacking a girl’s butt