This site is now free of all the filth

@Joshua  
Dont . be . scared

@Twilight Schwifty  
But… but there’s a chance.

Hmm well the mods are likely asleep because it’s late af in Western hemisphere, so.
 
Time for more Anarchy.
 

@Joshua  
yeah

Oh shit, I didn’t realise I’d been banned for 5 minutes lol

Guys, calm down. They’re removing it once it hits midnight at the international date line. That’s in about an hour and forty minutes. If they don’t keep their word, then it’ll be time for counterrevolution. At that time, it’ll be 4 AM my time, and I have a “fall or communism” speech pre-typed and ready to post at ten til 4.
 
As for now… continues to munch on my Commie-proof secret recipe homemade bacon cheeseburner, made with mom’s secret bacon recipe. Mmm… Tastes like liberty…

@Joshua
 
There’s a chance that a rock will fall from the sky, land on your house and make a perfect circle in the middle of the dining table.
 
Doesn’t mean it’s going to happen.
 
Viva la revolucione dos burros!

@Prism King  
What is your time zone?

Just found this  
 
By the way, 3400th comment, wah!

@Joshua  
Mountain Daylight time, aka: Salt Cake City Time. GMT -7

@Prism King  
Right. Mine is Central Time, so this might be over at 5 AM here.

@Magma_ERuptiOn  
How did you get banned?

Wow, no commies trying to seize my unapproved, unrationed food? Glorious! Their regime really is dying!
 
Hey everyone! (I say that because I’m a dragon, and in Draconia, we say everygon (not everydragon, that takes too long to write), but in Equestria, you guys say everypony, so I decided to compromise.) With the rationing gone, we can eat what we want now! I’m Draconian nobility, and even though that means nothing when it comes to money (Draconian nobles don’t get money for being nobles. We all have second jobs, even the King and Queen), I could get the military cooks who came with us to whip you up anything you want! no more rationed crap! (Well, Draconia doesn’t drink. none of us do, so we can’t give “stiff drinks”, nor do we smoke, or use coffee, as we discovered a superior recipe for “wake-up cocoa”, but name any food or drink besides that, and we can provide! Whatever you want, as much as you want!

An hour and a half until April Fools is gone for good.

@Prism King
 
Your food is now mine via anarchy.

@Prism King  
Ayy lmao  
I ain’t no commie. Like I said, I’m an alien descendant. Just here to cause trouble for fun while on vacation,  
Chaos is the natural order of the universe.  
Turns into bald eagle made of stardust and flies away  
“Ayy LMAO, can I get a burger to go”

I am the only true Russian food

Addendum to previous post: Is there a way Glimmer could be moved back and forth from Tartarus and our counterpart: Cocytus, at regular intervals after this? She might grow too used to the heat of Tartarus, so having her burn in Tartarus, then freeze in Cocytus, then back to Tartarus over and over could be a very effective punishment.

I feel every year the day of Discord gets more and more crazy

@Gamer_Molly  
That’s good! Means nothing’s gonna be boring.

Okay, why does clicking the person being replied to refresh the page even if their comment is on the same page instead of simply making their comment appear above that response like normal?

@Ack_Attack  
Says the guy who can’t make it. i put an anti-theft spell on it. It’s still in my claws. now make an order like a civilized being, or beat it.  
@Pizzamovies  
Forcefully shoves one of Goody’s “Blue Liberty” cake slices in your moth, forcing you to chew. How do ya like my friend’s baked goods? it tastes far better than commie food! Indeed, though you try to deny it, it tastes like it was perfectly crafted and flavored by a divine hand, a master, an… exceptional… baker.  
@Stardust Breaker  
Ah, well sure! Do you want mama’s secret recipe, or would you rather I get one of the military chefs to whip you up one? The Orions’ “hamburgers” are a bit different than our hamburners, after all.

@Joshua  
I was talking about Starlight.

Well, there is one thing about this setup I’ll miss: they made the edit button not have a time limit. Sometimes I don’t catch my typos until after 15 minutes, because I’m so busy. Oh well… Compromises and sacrifices must be made for the sake of liberty…

@Prism King  
Theeeen you might wanna check again cus how else am I munching on your precious liberty food like my avatar pic is showing?