Exciting upcoming changes to the site!

This just keeps getting better. The original OP was neat, this is just glorious.

Oh boy! Changes! Let’s see…  
1 reaches for the Applejack bottle  
2 uncorks, takes a sip  
3 WTF takes a gulp  
4 the entire bottle gets upended and emptied  
5 ohcelestiapleaseno gets more bottles  
6 opens another bottle  
7 “external marketing” opens all the bottles, [spoiler]horrible gulping sounds reminiscient of tentacle porn anime[/spoiler]  
7 “advertisement options” alcohol intake and tear output balance out  
7 “staff let go” SWEET LUNA TAKE ME AS I EMBRACE ETERNAL SLEEP!  
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• You should consider only allowing artists to upload their art. All art uploaded from the wrong account (linked artist tags to your account) will be wiped.
 
• Remove all tag information, tag-auto-competition, and store all tags as plain text.
 
• Art older than 2 years should be put into storage, and only accessible by premium accounts.
 
• Merge upvotes and favourites, and remove downvotes.
 
• Require users to sign in to comment, and remove the anonymous option.
 
…did I miss something?

nice try  
April Fools!

I enjoy this utter trashing of Deviantart

sounds good.

But what about Derpibooru Points?
 
Not gonna lie, though, I think this color scheme looks great. Is there any chance it could be one of the themes we can pick from after today?

I hope this means we get the ability to send each other pointless badges that mean nothing. Can we also pay to get/send badges too? This site needs more microtransactions.

How about more ads? Preferably the flash ones that have sound and like to eat more ram faster than Microsoft Edge.

@Corrderio  
This! I absolutely love being startled shitless by random autoplaying audio from some ad on a tab I forgot about!

Also, I really hate how the front page is always full of pretty, colorful pictures of ponies. The first thing I wanna see when visiting this website is two poorly drawn skeletons!

@Corrderio  

 
We also need Smiley Central/CursorMania/Zwinky, fake antivirus ads, clickbait, hypocritical porn ads, fake single lady ads, Viagra e-mails and PMs, fake prize/credit card at risk pop-ups, LowerMyBills, fake hyperlinks, ads in margins, expanding banners, interactive games to get your kids to beg you to pay, behavior-based marketing, silent malware installers, and pop-unders everywhere. Oh, and some of them should be flashing. The pop-ups and pop-unders should have the close buttons removed.

We also need to be able to post fanfics/journal entries too. Nothing screams art like the first thing you see is someone’s journal promoting a giveaway/wanting self pity or a fanfic!

@Corrderio  
And anti-everything stamps too!

Yes, yes. These changes all sound excellent.

Yeah, this what i want; a deviantart site without what make a brony’s site a broniy’s site.  
Why get rid of the clop? We just want to watch some sexual themes image and talk about it!  
And… you want to get rid of the clop for us??? Is this what you think we want? No, we just want something to enjoy.  
The number 1 and 2 are what i think will make the bronies leave this site.

@Ponygem from namequestriacraft  
Dude, take a chill pill, could you? It’s April 1 ^st, after all. ;)

I can’t wait for these changes! Devibooru will be amazing!

Things looks like what they have on Devianart and this is going to make confused.

With the color and logo change I’m guessing this is a parody of DA.

@The Frowning Pony  
Don’t forget to write a mile-long post explaining why the new logo is an extraordinary thing with its carefully chosen 62° angles value.

Are uploaders going to be allowed to delete comments on their uploads at-will? I’ve been waiting for this feature for a while.

@Mike
 
Holy shit that name.
 
~STL

@Midday Shine  
Yeah i should take i pill.  
I didn’t remember that today is 1 April XD