Wrestling thread

@LtcProductions  
Yeah, wrestling fans aren’t well known for being the most civil or smartest people

 
I’ve been laughing at this for 2 days now!

@Flareblitzfury  
Its like Seth is just sliding on ice

@ice1517  
Yes! And it’s hilarious!

@Flareblitzfury  
Also, Seth and Roman look like they belong in a shampoo commercial

@ice1517  
Yeah! And Rollins is loving every second of it!

@Flareblitzfury  
it always seems so funny when wrestler just starts acting like goofballs.

@ice1517  
Yeah!

@Flareblitzfury  
Im pretty sure a lot of wrestlers were corpsing during Santino segments.

theoretically, what’s stopping undertaker from sending lesnar to low blow city (AKA arlen, texas) in their HiaC match?
 
and at what points in 16 consecutive low blows does sympathy, comedy, horror, admiration sets in (in any order)?

@OptimusPrimevil  
Hmmm, maybe some chairs!
 
Comedy, comedy, sympathy, horror, and admiration! At least for me!

@OptimusPrimevil  
I don’t get that in no Dq matches. Whys dosnt the guy just keep hitting the guy in the balls until he gives up?

@ice1517  
no idea really. maybe too tragic if they botch the low blow.
 
IIRC halloween havoc had disco inferno vs juventud guerrera. disco gave juventud a giant swing then disco felt dizzy and landed on juvi’s crotch. i dunno if it was selling or really in pain (took a while for juvi to get up)

@OptimusPrimevil  
huh, might look into that. Speaking is Halloween havoc, who could forget THE YETTAHI?

@ice1517  
the halloween havoc PPV that got cut due to technical difficulties. it has the hogan warrior rematch and the steiner-bagwell vs steiner-giant match that transitioned into steiner vs steiner. in the span of two consecutive matches rick steiner received THREE low blows.

@OptimusPrimevil  
Isnt that the one where Hogan botches the fireball?

@ice1517  
i don’t know. the vhs tape of that ppv that our uncle set us stops at one point (it never reaches that match as well as the goldberg one). that was years ago and i really don’t have any desire to see that match now.

@OptimusPrimevil  
Well, since it had warrior vs Hogan 2.0 on it, I don’t blame ya

@ice1517  
it’s more there’s no time (now) and a lot of alternatives (since then)

@OptimusPrimevil  
Fair enough. Also, a funny thought just came into my head about stables and tag teams trying to come up with their names in kayfabe.

@ice1517  
now we have name generators for those XP

@OptimusPrimevil  
“Jeff, why did you call us ‘team extreme’?”  
“BECAUSE WE ARE EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!”  
“ok, but why did you call you and Matt ‘the Hardy Boyz’?”  
“BEACUSE THE Z MAKES IT MORE EXTREME!!!!!!!!”

minor annoyance but what’s up with people insisting cody should drop the stardust gimmick in favor of mining dusty’s death to “live up to his legacy”?
 
cody has already expressed his sentiment that he doesn’t want to do that but user generated articles on websites STILL insist that he should listen to THEM.

@OptimusPrimevil
 
Same reason why many wanted Taker to keep his american badass persona, or cena to go back to his dr of thuganomics.
 
It’s not about whether it makes sense or not, it’s because they want it to happen just for the sake of it