Waifu Thread

@Whatevs  
I don’t like confrontation,
 
Anyway, Garnet is still the best Waifu here so far

@trashboat  
but you were being playfully confrontational with that post about best waifu.  
Nothing wrong with that.

@Whatevs  
Eh, I don’t care,
 
Also
 
>She’s fluffy
 
Name one other waifu That’s fluffy (That’s not a pony, Those don’t count)

@trashboat  
Okay, moving on.
 
Rarara is plenty fluffy

If I had to claim one it would be, This paragon of sexiness,
 

@Whatevs  
I have no Idea who Rarara is (If you mean rarity, She doesn’t count)

@trashboat  
Rarity is rararara, and fluffiness is fluffiness.

@Whatevs  
Head Hair doesn’t count as fluffy

@trashboat  
Her coat has hairs, not as fluffy as Garnet hence why I said ‘plenty fluffy’

@trashboat  
As a person with hair i can say that yes it does, Right after a shower my arms a very soft to the touch,…….. _{Primus i’m hideous,}

@Whatevs  
But not very fluffy, I don’t count Sango as being fluffy

@Thanotos Omega  
I’m a little creeped out by that

@trashboat  
The joke is i have massive amounts of Body hair, i have been compaired to a puppy several times,

@Thanotos Omega  
It must be a lot to be compared to one

@Thanotos Omega  
Wow. I have almost no body hair, very clean look.
 
It’s like you’re my exact opposite.

@Whatevs  
I Know, also your walls don’t work with the furniture, needs a different paint job,

@Thanotos Omega  
To be very clear that was a joke,

@Thanotos Omega  
We know. Needs more new content in this thread.  
More waifu wars or stuff

@Whatevs  
Envy is best Waifu/Husbando/,

@Thanotos Omega  
Garnet is best waifu

@trashboat  
How do you know it’s not just Envy transformed?

@Thanotos Omega  
Envy can’t be best waifu, Silly goose

Unfortunately, trashboat has a distinct tactical advantage.

@trashboat  
@Whatevs  
Oh do please elaborate how,

@Thanotos Omega  
Only Jewelpets can perform magic on their own