Video Game General 2: Definitive/Remastered Edition

An anime dating sim teaching you about filling in your tax income returns is set to come out next week (Tax Heaven 3000)

@icicle wicicle 1517
Nothing says fun gameplay like doing taxes.

Is REmake4 running any better on the PC than the demo?

@icicle wicicle 1517
So a game not for Yoshi.

I looked up the bosses for TTYD.

Bonetail has 200 HP?!

@Background Pony #0B55
And is the Secret Boss.

Please tell me I don’t have to redo the Pit of 100 Trials if I lose to Bonetail.

>gets skyrim legendary edition
>goes oonga bunga companions quest
>radiant quests bork
>cant oonga bunga no more

TODD YOU MAKIN ME ANGRY TODD

This is pretty much me with Haru when I play Persona 5

@Dr_Osaka
Me with Liara in Mass Effect 1

Everyone always talks about becoming a stealth archer build in Skyrim, but I seem to always gravitate toward battle mage.

Heavy armor, a big ax or mace, enchants to make my functionally immune to magic, stuff like that.

It’s nice to know if I run out of mana I can just smash their faces in.

@Zincy
That’s because Stealth Archer is broken.

Yeah just ask every guard in Skyrim. Literally every single one of them has a story about it.

Miranda my beloved

>sees my last femshep save

Kaidan my beloved

@QuasarNova
Miranda is a Jerk. Why not Garrus? Or Tali?

Okay Imma explain just lower the torches, the pitchforks and calm ze kalamities zat is your mammaries

Miranda I picked because she never kissed the ground Shepard walks in and it really like “Dang she actually knows what is like to be put on a pedestal and overcoming odds with perfect scores no matter what”. The bitchy part only made it better, because it gave me a flawed person with genuine negative personality traits, as in, something you can actually call unpleasant, and yet she changes during the course of the game into a better person.

Tali felt way too much like a sister and someone I would walk down the aisle instead of waiting at the altar.

Liara was that first relationship, that against all odds became a genuine friendship afterwards, it did not ended badly or in bad terms, you just moved on and you can tell each other shit you can’t anyone else.

Same deal with Garrus, at first I saw him as the younger brother that has too much heat on his pistons and tries way too hard to reach from point A to point B nad doesn’t know you NEVER START A CAR ON 3RD GEAR DIEGO

Anyways I always felt like mother with him, but I was like, you know what? It’s okay cause I’m a filthy weeb and ain’t no stranger to that shit, who knows maybe that lense will make it even better with Garrus saying mommy to femshep. But then I saw how he gets together with Tali if you never romanced either, so know I feel bad because to me that relationship works.

If it makes you feel better I picked Kaidan as romance then left him on Virmire, then went for Thane because neither Shepard deserves a happy ending beffiting the setting they went for.

Aye, everytime I told myself I was gonna do a new run on something else I wound up still going stealth archer. Hell, even on my magic run, I was using the damn conjured bow all the time. :v

@icicle wicicle 1517
Reject anime waifus. Embrace tax evasion.

@pixel
Be like Yoshi commit Tax Fraud.

How tough are these bastards?

They can overpower a human adult with ease so I can imagine that a Bat or Pistol won’t be enough.

You might need a Chainsaw, Long Gun, or Pipe Bomb to effectively take one out.

So I’m seeing them as stronger than a Working Joe:

But not as strong as this guy:

The glamrock gen of animatronics might outstat Working Joe’s in every way. But thanks to the jank that comes with the gameplay in previous games it’s hard to gauge the capabilities of earlier animatronics. I’d still hand the Working Joe’s the edge though.

Mr. X is smashing through walls and crushing skulls one handed like a grapefruit. He wins.

@pixel
The one crazier than Joker.

So RE4make is doing very well.

Fucking hell. The RE4 Remake was sold out at all of my local stores, so I’m having to nab it online.

It’ll be here tomorrow, so I’m hoping I don’t get spoiled on anything until then.