Video Game General 2: Definitive/Remastered Edition

NPC in an event that progresses the Main Storyline: Main Character! Hurry! Over here I need help! It’s really urgent that you get here right now! I can’t hold out for much longer!
 
MC, realizing he’s in a free-roaming game with no completion time limit: Hold on bro imma check out that mountain at the opposite direction of where you is at.
 
200 game hours later, maxed out stats, all sidequests completed
 
MC: Ey bro I’m here, lemme just one-shot everybody.
 
NPC: Thank the gods! Had you arrived a moment later it would have been the end for me.

@tehwatever  
Ah so it’s Skyrim.

@tehwatever  
The bad guys are going to steal something…good time for an elemental creature beauty pageant.

@phoenixacezero  
MC is literally godlike after 200 game hours of content and leveling up.
 
That one guild member when you join a guild for the 1st time:  
1v1 me bro. I can take you 10 times out of 10

Postal 2 is one of my favorite games ever.

Some Turkish developer made one trailer on a game with a pending title, dialogue written by someone who barely passed ESL, zero gameplay and everybody thinks it’s Kojima’s Silent Hill. The more he denies being Kojima the more ppl are convinced he is.
 
Link to the reddit post. This is INSANE. This is some next level pareidolia.
 
It’s not everyday you trip and fall and be accused of being Hideo Kojima.
 
Hassan Karahman is 99% not Hideo Kojima, despite them sharing the same initials.
 
Edit: A message from Nuare, an outsourcing studio working with Hassan says “we are real people with real names” like, why you gotta clarify that bit tho? That is a suspiciously specific thing to be saying.
 
This insane mess of a coincidence is less likely than being hit by a lightning omg.

Why do all of the Mario RPGs (Super Mario RPG, Paper Mario, Mario & Luigi) feel like Baby’s First RPG?

@Background Pony #C55F  
Nintendo tends to go for ease of access for Mario games so that just about anyone can play them.

I’m not saying what Cawthon did was right, but I can’t believe people are surprised that a guy who, from what I’ve heard, is a devout Christian, leans right politically. These people know he made Christian games before FNAF, right?

@Background Pony #C55F  
I guess not. In a horror franchise so utterly divorced from the realm of modern ethics, they never saw fit to look at where he came from.
 
They might have learned something about passion for one’s art, and making the best of one’s limited abilities.

@Background Pony #C55F  
They did it because wanted to hide their own misdeed and that can range from Harassment of a group of people or pedophilia and the last thing they need is another Journalistgate.

@phoenixacezero  
Which group are you talking about?

I thought it was common knowledge that Scott was Christian tbh.

@Meanlucario  
African-americans, Mexican, Latino, Lesbian, gays, Bisexual, just to name a few.

@phoenixacezero  
Feels like you’re derailing this conversation away from video games.

@Meanlucario  
no. I’m saying that could be the reason why they attacked him.

@phoenixacezero  
Pretty sure that you turned it straight to normal politics there.

@Meanlucario  
That could just be modern D&D in a nutshell.

@Meanlucario  
oh.
 
@ichiban iceychan 1517  
I did not know that till a video and that was before they harassed him.

@Cyborg_pony  
Moreso every D&D and D&D-like video game (including pre-Morrowind Elder Scrolls).

I should get back into trophy-hunting in Skyrim real soon.

@Meanlucario
 
@Cyborg_pony  
People love our DnD for how strict it is and none of this free spirited let your imagination go wild and created something crazy like candy/steampunk mixed game where you begin as rebels out to overthrow a corrupt descendant of King Candy only to get involved into an even more convoluted where after you find out that it was someone impersonating them and now have to go on a rescue mission where you have to fight fruit slices shooting rhino, necromancer who is kidnapping chocolate bunnies from a town with sugar zombies and pray your bard doesn’t get fail their seduction and get mauled by marshmallow sirens your group near a river hot chocolate with filled with skulls resting a peanut butter seabed below.

@phoenixacezero  
I see I’m not the only one who wants an rpg set in a serious Candyland setting.

@phoenixacezero  
…What to share a campaign you had?