Jarkes
GOKAAAAI... SILVER!
...Okay, seriously, it's really bizarre how I've had just about every possible problem with my Switch's left JoyCon EXCEPT the joystick drift. First the joystick starts getting outright stuck and I have to clean it, and now its battery is apparently perpetually at a lower level than both the actual console and the right JoyCon even after I did the "reset the AC adapter and JoyCon" thing suggested on Nintendo's support site. And sometimes it seems like it's a little bit more sensitive to my inputs than it should be, but that's not exactly drift.