Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

Today is National Throw a Short People Day and I know a certain anime shark girl and a heavy metal drummer who used trash can on an album to chuck off. >:P

Meanwhile in an alternate universe:

Joe Hogan: Let me tell you something brother, Have you ever done DMT?

We need more time to burn.

“Coca-Cola with ice, and some steaks with boorgers.”

Khabib still muh man after retirement.

Trying to figure out what just the fuck happened?

@NitroFury
Baby robins: “food?”
Hawk: “exactly.”
Baby robins: “……..oh shi-”
That one baby robin: “fuck this shit i’m out.”

This is how guys like that little bird become a Batman or Sasuke.

@yelling_into_the_void
Can’t find the original video since it’s either been taken down or severely punished by the algorithm but here’s a poorly cropped version that proves it does.

@yelling_into_the_void
Hehe
I love the sass in that headline!

What is a pizza flavor which is not yours?

Nothing like rain out the window to calm someone

@Myoozik
The rain has been wonderful down here. it’s raining right now.

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov

Bruce Buffer sadly will not be on a UFC card announcer for the first time in over 25 years.

He contracted COVID.

I’m absolutely looking forward to the two of my Russian warriors Islam and Khamzat ftw tomorrow night!

If you think iPhone is so much better, then why did Cell needed Android to reach his perfect form?

Because he was rushed and needed the update fixes

@yelling_into_the_void
The question I’d like to ask Funko collectors.