How do northernmost northerners deal with a sunless midday during the winter? Damn their location looks pretty ideal for a night owl like me.

Polar night is approaching.

The bird is, in fact, the word.

Went on a cousin’s friends birthday cookout and this food tasted much more delicious than any of KFC’s standard chicken.

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
Looks like a dish my family would make, and we’re Hispanic. Looks really good.

Movies I’ve seen in theaters this year, with a 3-point rating system (1 being “didn’t like it”, 2 being “thought it was okay” and 3 being “enjoyed it”):

A Quiet Place/A Quiet Place Part II Double-Feature (3/3)
Jungle Cruise (3/3)
Free Guy (3/3)
RiffTrax Live: Hobgoblins (3/3)
PAW Patrol: The Movie (2/3)
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (3/3)
The Addams Family 2 (2/3)

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
Any Filipino chicken establishment > KFC (I’m sure)

@Mellow Rhythm
Dude, we have this:

People prefer Jollibee’s fried chicken over KFC because of it’s unique tender taste.
And the chicken we just ate we think tasted better than Chickenjoy.

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
That proves my point :D

My mom wants me to go see “Dear Evan Hensen” on $5 Tuesday tomorrow at my theater. How do I tell her I don’t want to?

How to eat chicken wings like a man

Step one: fucking eat it
Step two:
Step three: ???
Step four: Profit?

So my excessive usage of my air conditioner every single night was the cause of our unusually high electricity bills for the past 2 months.

There’s nothing more wholesome than Tom Felton watching and cringing at his younger self on The Philosopher’s Stone.

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
Tom’s mah man

I want a car! Chicks dig the car.

This is why Superman works alone.🕶

How savage. Saying that to your own adoptive son.

Girl: “My parents aren’t home”
Khabib: “Do you want me to call them?”

Bottomline: Khabib is thot killer. Become a champion, not a simp. Be like Khabib. Alhamdullilah! ☝

And more baffling that someone was paid to write that, and someone was paid to greelight that line

My innocence died…

I found out I’m adopted