Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

UFC 261 has got to be one of the best and most satisfying PPV’s I’ve ever seen in awhile.

Actual conversation at Captain D’s
 
“Excuse me, sir. Can you just hand me the food instead of putting them in bags? I don’t want to throw the trash on your parking lot.”
 
“Well, you could always throw them in a trash can instead of throwing it on the ground.”
 
“I know. But I am the lizard.”

Three voice chats in one weekend, wew…

@Myoozik  
You’re wonderful, I want to talk with you more

Lmao look what I found on one of my friend’s garden.
 

Nature is a bastard.

Lmao, fuckin dickshrooms.

WHO SUMMONED ME ?!

@Beth  
@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Those aren’t mushrooms. They’re carnivorous plants that usually eat insects.

@Scrabbleman  
Oh snap. they are the ones where the head is a little trap door that smells like sugar, and there is slippery enzymes inside?

Devoured by a penis

obliterated by balls

addicted to vaginal skin

According to my knowledge about that plant, it is that traps insects using it’s slippery exterior and it falls into that traphole filled with digestive enzymes.

@Beth  
Yeah. I used to put my finger in them as a kid. Note: don’t actually do that. It damages the plant.

An MK II antique I found on a junk shop many years ago.
 

Today is the 10th Anniversary of the Tuscaloosa, Alabama Tornado  

“If you want to save the planet, drive fast.” ~Jeremy Clarkson

I just ate three large pizzas in one sitting.

Today is the 10th anniversary that the US Navy Seals killed a son of a bitch named Osama Bin Laden.

@Background Pony #DFC9  
I have several questions but the most important one is what toppings?

Revisiting a Youtube channel that you used to watch a long time ago is always a great feeling