Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

 
I got to hold an empty egg sac of this huntsman spider before, the texture feels similar to the fabric of my pillow.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
That’s a big boi!

@Myoozik  
Yeah it’s like 80% of my hand wide open.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
That would probably cover my whole face XD

Raise your hand when you were 12 years old and your first username on the internet starts with something like: “xXxUsernamexXx”

I like bacon.

The word “pwned” was the most 2006-2010 thing that you would ever hear in your teenage life.

I miss the days when “laughing out loud” was commonly known as “LOL” instead of “lel” or “kek”.

@Background Pony #DFC9
 

@Background Pony #DFC9  
I think is still know as lol?  
Kek is the one that I rarely see nowadays.

@QuasarNova  
I miss that meme

I’M THE GREAT COUNTHOLIO!!!!!!!!!! MMMHEH
 
 
MY PONHOLE IS HUNGRY FOR YOUR TP!!!! MMMHEH HEH HEH HEH

@The Great Countholio
 
 
ARE YOU THREATNING ME!?

@QuasarNova  
I AM COUNTHOLIO!!!!!!
 
SURRENDER YOUR TP TO THE ALMIGHTY PONHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

What this April Fools Event is revealing is how fast this year has gone by. I still remember when 2021 just started and yet here we are almost a quarter of a year through, time is going by so fucking quickly.

I AM THE GREAT COUNTHOLIO!!!!!!!!!!!
 
YOUR PREENING MANIA IS INFERIOR COMPARED TO MY TP FOR MY PONHOLE!!!!!!!! MMMHEH HEH HEH

Big Butt Mountain, North Carolina  

I AM COUNTHOLIO!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?!?!?!

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Oh, you’re back to normal. That’s who you are. I genuinely didn’t recognize you.

Ugh! man, I had a rough sleep today. I don’t know what happened to me yesterday but i remember eating too much soda, sugar, mint candies, and dopamine all at the same time then I spazzed out and like… became a wild crazed guy.
 
I mean look at this jar of sugar i’m holding right now, i think this was full capacity yesterday…
 

 
Did… did I really just said all these shit yesterday?
 
…what the fuck

I feel like I’m becoming more of a Sonic fan everyday. I think I’m starting to transition more and more to it every day.
 
I really have been on a Sonic spree for these past few months.
 
I’m just amazed at the great fanart and fan animations and other fan content that are made. One of my favorites is an oblivious Silver and Jet playing Smash or Pass. I wish I would have known more about this series earlier.
 
I guess I’m taking a bit of a break from the MLP fandom and going more into our hedgehog friend and his pals. I’ll still be in the brony fandom but I want to expand my interests.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
 
Once you meet the more hardcore side of the fandom you will feel at home

Greatest freak out ever 37
 

 
Contender Entertainment Group  
Owner: Entertainment One (50@_{), Thunderstorm Funding (50})
 
Headquarters: London, England.  
Distribution Offices: Sarasota, Florida; Fort Mill, South Carolina; Daytona, Florida; Dublin, Ireland; Ft. Lauderdale, Florida; Atlanta, Georgia; New Orleans, Louisiana; Chicago, Illinois; and Olympia, Washington.  
Disc Pressing Plants: Manchester, England; Norfolk, Virginia; Gainesville, Florida; Dallas, Texas; Chicago, Illinois; San Jose, California; and Tempe, Arizona.  
Satellite Offices: Barcelona, Spain; Lancaster, Pennsylvania; Liverpool, England and Charlotte, North Carolina
 
The Contender Entertainment Group is the biggest independent distributor of DVD and Video in the UK, and a Sunday Times Virgin-Atlantic 100 Fast Track Company.
 
Focused on building brands in TV, Kids, Film, Kult and Special Interest genres, the company combines TV production, licensing and merchandising, with DVD and Video marketing and distribution.
 
Our pre-school and children’s programming ranges from our own TV properties: Tractor Tom and Peppa Pig, to other successful national franchises such as Beyblade, Care Bears, Miffy, Yu-Gi-Oh, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and The Stables to name a few.
 
We also have an impressive reputation of producing, marketing and selling big brands on DVD and video in TV, Film and Special Interest such as Will&Grace, Spooks, Cutting It, Lynda La Plante and annual fitness titles, as well as our own Asian Cinema labels, Hong Kong Legends and Premier Asia.
 
Owned by Entertainment One since 2007 with Thunderstorm Funding (Owned by founders Cloudchaser and Flitter) owning a 50% stake since 2013, we strive to help the best of creators, independent or not. Comprised of media smart ponies and people who know a good independent film, we strive for greatness, quality and occasional assistance.
 
History:  
1994: Contender Entertainment is founded in London, England.  
1996: A Distribution Office in Sarasota, Florida opens.  
2007: A office is opened in Manchester. Entertainment One acquires Contender.  
2013: Thunderstorm (owned by Cloudchaser and Flitter) starts owning a 50% stake in Contender Entertainment. As of June 2017, Thunderstorm has continued to own 50%.