Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

I remember where I was that day
 
You were on a helicopter far away
 
I was sitting, resting in my bed
 
When I found out that you were dead
 
And I remember watching you play
 
As I grow up, not led astray
 
Trying to emulate you, like you, man
 
Shooting three pointers in a trash can
 
And though I won’t be what you were
 
I can rest easy, knowing for sure
 
That my love for you remains inside
 
The day the NBA died

Our 2020 so far.
 

“If you knew Kobe Bryant, you are crushed right now.”
 
-Draymond Green

First the Twitter post on 2012, now this… on 2016…
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
damn

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Jesus Christ.

https://www.derpibooru.org/tags/not+eris that tag is the whole existence of Princess Eris.

Literally everything about Warren Jeffs screams pedophile rapist, from his face to his cult

Relieving but not so relieving reminder:
 
Mosquitoes are still deadlier than the Novel coronavirus.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Global average, yeah. But in specific local environments, that highly depends on where.

Earlier, my little brother slapped me over a heated money argument so I MMA beatdown’d him then he called the cops on me in which a stupid tactic to scare me.

 
Scientists just released the highest resolution images of the Sun’s surface ever taken.

@yelling_into_the_void  
That looks like a closeup of cracked and dry skin

@yelling_into_the_void  
Looks like caramel corn.

@yelling_into_the_void
 
There be a mushroom cloud family, each one as big as our planet, majority even bigger and constantly a new member gets added
 
Nature, u scary

@yelling_into_the_void  
Space and time behave much differently on the surface of solar mass objects, not to mention the energy.

Funimation has pulled Interspecies Reviewers because, and I quote, “ the series was removed from the service as it falls outside of our standards.”

Browsing through Derpibooru with an ultra-budget $99 Android smartphone I just bought from a cheap electronic store
 
Nokia 2.2  
Like other Nokia Android Series, I love the fact that this phone has stock unmodified Android, it’s just like Google Pixel but extremely cheap
 
With the price tag, don’t expect high performance, the quad-core CPU is total basic but enough for everyday tasks. Camera is still reasonably decent but standard considering its price.
 
What really amazes me about this phone is the memory capacity (32GB with 3GB RAM) and long battery life, the latter is what you expect from a Nokia

I’m invincible.

@Novel coronavirus  
No, hush
 

@Novel coronavirus  
Hey, you’re not Corona-Chan! Begone with you!

I’m a lord sith. Give me pancakes.

@RhodieNite  
It has more ram than my 2015 ZTE Axon. At least. And it runs the latest Android.

@Holofan4life  

 
Knowing the current Sony, of course they would do that…
 
Fucking prudes.