Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

I think it makes sense, guys, because I’ve seen it somewhere on yo whatsapp a few times.

I’ve always hated those kids in fiction who try to flirt with girls who are clearly 10+ years older than them, trying to act like they’re total Casanovas.

I need to start wasting my time more on video games because I feel like I’m missing out a whole lot

I have just found one of the most satisfying public freakouts out there. It’s called “Pier Runners”.

Entitled morons who think they will board the cruise ship according to their own time and as the little dumdums just casually walking towards the pier, the ship sounds it’s departure horns and it’s propeller in maximum power, these little dumdums will become an olympic sprinter and will scream at the top of their lungs like a bratty chihuahuas at the bridge as passengers on the balcony revels in joy at the sight of that little drama show below. 🤣

@Шавкат Рахмонов
That’s a neat phenomenon I somehow hadn’t heard of before!
I checked a few of those videos. Fun to see them scurry like ants!
“Run, Forrest! Run!”

@𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Also, there are some of these guys who missed it by accident because the ship and local time can be different as it is obviously travelling from two point.

Gotta adjust that according by their rule.

@Шавкат Рахмонов
Well, ship happens 😏

@Mr.Myoozik
Looks like its time to put puns on cruise control!

You’re probably wondering what in the HECK that is. Some sort of mutant humanoid skull, maybe?

Actually, it’s completely normal. What you’re looking at is a human toddler’s skull. Turns out, toddler’s adult teeth are underneath their eyes.

Later on, they pop into place when the baby teeth fall out. If I had known that when I was a toddler, I’d have been severely creeped out about my own body.

@Шавкат Рахмонов
I’ve seen that before, but it’s still creepy as hell!

@Шавкат Рахмонов
Creeped out?!

This would be a great emergency back up for injuries or lost bite…at least if weren’t because our jaws are nowhere near as efficient as sharks in that regard.

@Шавкат Рахмонов
Oh God

2024 in UFC gonna be J U I C Y and R O I D Y. 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

My 1:64’s.

I still love this since the age of 4. Tomica/Takara Tomy makes the best 1:64 at good budgets. Mini GT are soo expensive but i’ll still look to buy some of them because they’re super duper accurate.

I bought these last 2012, that’s why it looks dirty. Still stiff af.

What I got so far. I’m planning to buy more of this because my passion to this has reawakened lately. 😎

Them: AI is going to ruin everything.

Others:

@Шавкат Рахмонов
An impressive collection!

@DanielOrange
AI is like any other tool: it’s not good or bad; it’s how you use it that can be good or bad.

It’s certainly useful for quick shitposts like complaining about the size of GPUs:

Or baiting pitbull owners:

Or just random wholesome stuff:

As much as I have known Home Alone 1 and 2 since childhood… Why does Harry and Marv keep on messing with Kevin by the way?

@Шавкат Рахмонов
Because they are dummies driven by hubris!

@DanielOrange
Okay that is both funny and terrifying