Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

Holofan4life
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Artist -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Perfectly Normal Pony - The best thing about being an anime mod is you get to eat babies for free
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary

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Dumb Dracula goes to the doctor’s office. He goes “Doc, I think there’s something wrong with me. I think I have body dysmorphia.”
 
The doctor goes “Well, gee, that’s terrible. What makes you say that?”
 
And Dracula says “When I look down, I look trim and fit and in pretty good shape. But when I look at myself in the mirror, it’s almost as if I’m invisible.”
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Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.

@Background Pony #137A  
Considering this thread has 16,921 posts left until 200,000 which is the limit of this site forum’s number of posts, and the current pace of this thread of like less than 10 posts per day (mostly of me being the most active user on this thread), I say I’d give this another year or two left before we reach 200,000 posts and start a new one.
Background Pony #5B57
Mom thinks I took up drawing to improve my motor skills.
Screw that, I just wanna draw myself making out with Captain Marvel!
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.

Hungryllica - One Bite

I cannot stop getting hungry
Don’t know if I want some ice cream
Deep down inside my stomach screams
This terrible growling stops me
Need some food that’s from KFC
I took the pup out so she’d pee
Now there’s not much food in me
Make something to eat but
Hold my stomach, I want to eat
Oh please God, feed me
Back in my room, I need a meal
It pumps life, just like cereal
But none of the cereal are real
Look to the time when I’ll eat
Fed through the stomach into me
Just what happens right when I eat
I need cereal or pancakes
Maybe a slice of pizza
Hold my stomach, I want to eat
Oh please God, feed me
Now the food is gone, I am fucked
Oh God, feed me 
Hold my stomach, I want to eat
Oh please God, feed me
Donuts!
I need to eat three!
Or I could eat
Absolute nothing!
I can’t find food!
We have no pie!
Fix it myself!
Stomach is growling, STOP!!!
Subway!
Their foods are all gone!
I’ll eat a peach!
What am I hearing?
No chicken arms?
No chicken legs?
Want to be full!
Hell, I would eat a SNAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLL!!!!!!!!
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.

Hungryllica - Enter Fatman

Steak and pears, griddle buns
Don’t forget Funyuns
Do include every one
I suck food in, parm within
Reap two, three din-dins
’Til the fatman he plumps
Teethe on whole rye loaf bread
Drinking your pickle brine
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Something’s wrong, butt’s alight
Heavy farts tonight
And they aren’t from Snow White
Creams of corn, creams of ice
Creams that fatten thighs
And of things that I’ll bite, yeah
Teethe on whole rye loaf bread
Drinking your pickle brine
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Now I lay meat down to eat
(Now I lay meat down to eat)
Take the pork, my roll to heat
(Take the pork, my roll to heat)
If I dine before I make
(If I dine before I make)
Take the pork, buy Shake ’N Bake
(Take the pork, buy Shake ’N Bake)
Munch Little Debbies, don’t say a word
And never mind the soys you slurped
It’s just the treats under your bed
In your closet, in your shed
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Strain waistband
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Food!
Yeah, yeah!
Yodels!
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
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