Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

Holofan4life
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Artist -
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Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Perfectly Normal Pony - The best thing about being an anime mod is you get to eat babies for free
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

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Dumb Dracula goes to the doctor’s office. He goes “Doc, I think there’s something wrong with me. I think I have body dysmorphia.”
 
The doctor goes “Well, gee, that’s terrible. What makes you say that?”
 
And Dracula says “When I look down, I look trim and fit and in pretty good shape. But when I look at myself in the mirror, it’s almost as if I’m invisible.”
Khauntzat Adramélekhizarovich Searmaev
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

EFC Lightweight Champion
@Background Pony #137A  
Considering this thread has 16,921 posts left until 200,000 which is the limit of this site forum’s number of posts, and the current pace of this thread of like less than 10 posts per day (mostly of me being the most active user on this thread), I say I’d give this another year or two left before we reach 200,000 posts and start a new one.
Background Pony #5B57
Mom thinks I took up drawing to improve my motor skills.
Screw that, I just wanna draw myself making out with Captain Marvel!
Khauntzat Adramélekhizarovich Searmaev
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

EFC Lightweight Champion

Hungryllica - One Bite

I cannot stop getting hungry
Don’t know if I want some ice cream
Deep down inside my stomach screams
This terrible growling stops me
Need some food that’s from KFC
I took the pup out so she’d pee
Now there’s not much food in me
Make something to eat but
Hold my stomach, I want to eat
Oh please God, feed me
Back in my room, I need a meal
It pumps life, just like cereal
But none of the cereal are real
Look to the time when I’ll eat
Fed through the stomach into me
Just what happens right when I eat
I need cereal or pancakes
Maybe a slice of pizza
Hold my stomach, I want to eat
Oh please God, feed me
Now the food is gone, I am fucked
Oh God, feed me 
Hold my stomach, I want to eat
Oh please God, feed me
Donuts!
I need to eat three!
Or I could eat
Absolute nothing!
I can’t find food!
We have no pie!
Fix it myself!
Stomach is growling, STOP!!!
Subway!
Their foods are all gone!
I’ll eat a peach!
What am I hearing?
No chicken arms?
No chicken legs?
Want to be full!
Hell, I would eat a SNAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLL!!!!!!!!
Khauntzat Adramélekhizarovich Searmaev
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

EFC Lightweight Champion

Hungryllica - Enter Fatman

Steak and pears, griddle buns
Don’t forget Funyuns
Do include every one
I suck food in, parm within
Reap two, three din-dins
’Til the fatman he plumps
Teethe on whole rye loaf bread
Drinking your pickle brine
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Something’s wrong, butt’s alight
Heavy farts tonight
And they aren’t from Snow White
Creams of corn, creams of ice
Creams that fatten thighs
And of things that I’ll bite, yeah
Teethe on whole rye loaf bread
Drinking your pickle brine
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Now I lay meat down to eat
(Now I lay meat down to eat)
Take the pork, my roll to heat
(Take the pork, my roll to heat)
If I dine before I make
(If I dine before I make)
Take the pork, buy Shake ’N Bake
(Take the pork, buy Shake ’N Bake)
Munch Little Debbies, don’t say a word
And never mind the soys you slurped
It’s just the treats under your bed
In your closet, in your shed
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Strain waistband
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Food!
Yeah, yeah!
Yodels!
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
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