Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

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Thread Starter - Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post (pony version)

Alkie the henpecked reindeer

Likes to get drunk a lot

If you tell him to do stuff

He'll probably just smoke some pot

He has a wife named Gloria

Who is a real mean witch

If you confront him about it

He'll probably start to cry like a bitch

All of the other reindeer

Used to compete with full throttle

Except for poor old Alkie

He would rather get blotto

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Foggy cause he was drunk

Santa came up in a wheeze

Saying "Alkie, the Mrs gave me VD"

So Alkie started to sober

He was out of his funk

As for poor old Santa

He'll have spots on his winkly junk

The Hell?
We may not be the strongest, but our immune systems are legendary among alien races. There is a saying: “if it makes a human sick it will kill you.”

Human: [absent-mindedly singing Hot Blooded by Foreigner; suddenly sneezes.]

Alien: F#CK!
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