Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@Binkyt11  

 
Meet the newest family member y’all.

Well fuck, it’s about time they took this shit way too long.
 
RIP McGregor.
 

I’m so excited for the new MLP episodes

A Hearth’s Warming Club was the best episode this season

I got two jobs now!

@AnCapGoku  
Congratulations

@AnCapGoku  
Jolly gee whiskers, how did you get two jobs, Billy?

It is ungodly hot outside

I know it could be argued that Cells At Work is repetitive, but I really love the show. The latest episode was so good. Also, am I the only one who when they saw the villain of the stay puft marshmallow man? Also also, am I the only one who wants B cell and Fat cell to hook up?

Latest Mission Impossible is basically the same thing as Rogue Nation
 
Good action scenes but by god is the plot repetitive and the entirety of the third act was more or less predictable with only one thing I didn’t see coming, which didn’t really go anywhere anyways

A hundred and sixteen notifcations
 
This is gonna be fun

I hate when it rains but at the same time, its hot outside. It forces me to close my windows and making the inside of my house like hell

I made one of my coworkers laugh really hard because one of my customers was being an asshole and my coworker said “At least he put his tray up”. In response, I said “That’s like saying at least you discovered a piece of shit with sprinkles on it as opposed to a piece of shit without sprinkles”.

As someone who works at Wendy’s, if God turns out to be Ronald McDonald, I am fucked.

My manager just said rape is okay if they are married

So I just bought a novelty soda that has a terrified Osama Bin Laden on it called “Seal yea Later”.
 
The side of its “Knock, knock, here’s America”.

@Holofan4life  
He must be a devout religious person.

@Holofan4life  
Bring that up with his superiors, it may be a good idea to head this off before it ends in a lawsuit or something,

Finally off work

Metalhead family goals.
 

There is something cute (and later, hot) about foreign exchange students with funky hair.
 
I’m talking about porn btw.

@Binkyt11  

 
Oh man!!!!

@Lord Seraph  

 
You jealous?

@Zaknel  

 
Cats are cute.  
But I’m allergic!!!!!!!!!

@Lord Seraph  

 
I’m so sorry.