The Sports Thread

@Background Human  
Chances are he’s worried about getting sacked. And he thought the refs wouldn’t see him.

Looks like the Denver Broncos are gonna play without a quarterback tomorrow.
 
Also, Drew Lock, Brett Rypien, and Blake Bortles have all been ruled ineligible.

We’re playing the Chargers tomorrow.

Pittsburgh starting RB James Conner tests positive for COVID-19… :(
 
Looks like it’ll be the Jaylen Samuels/Benny Snell Jr./Anthony McFarland three-headed monster carrier the ball for the Steelers this Tuesday(?)…

@someguy845  
Probably still gonna win, cuz y’know, they’re the only undefeated team in the league right now(and I think they’re the least convincing undefeated team ever)

@someguy845  
You think they’re gonna play Tuesday? I like your optimism.

Looks at the 49ers  
Hey the 49ers won against the Rams.
 
Now if only we had a place to play in. Since Santa Clara County decided to be a jerk and say no contact sports. The closest way for the 49ers to continue to play would be in Oakland(eh) or in that baseball stadium down there in San Francisco.

@igotnopicks  
We’re playing y’all next Monday.

@Mikey  
I have nothing to say to a team that is healthier than the 49ers.

@igotnopicks  
OK

@Mikey  
And plus the bills have their practice fields and the 49ers don’t.

@igotnopicks  
True.

Looks at the Raiders
 
Hold on they went toe to toe with Kansas City and then gets blown out by the Atlanta Falcons.
 
Me as a 49er fan enjoying the Raiders loss.

The Bills will play the 49ers at Arizona.
 
Better bring that Kyler Murray way to win the game. A Hail Murray but Mullens does it.

@igotnopicks  
Arizona? What?

@Mikey  
They could take their chances in San Fran proper or Oakland, but if the rest of the Bay Area locks down they’re screwed again.

@Background Human  
I see.

@Mikey  
Get ready for the Homeless 49ers vs. Buffalo Bills at Statefarm Stadium in Arizona.

Get ready for Wenesday Night Football.

@igotnopicks  
Ah, yes, can’t wait for Steelers vs. Ravens on WNF (or is it WTF?)…
 
(EDIT: Considering that kickoff is scheduled for 3:40 pm ET, it’s technically “Wednesday Twilight Football”. So I guess it really is WTF after all, LOL…)

@igotnopicks  
Wednesday Afternoon Football. NBC’s got the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting at 8, and the Rockettes move for no man.

@igotnopicks  
Welp

The NFL Season so far.  
NFC East  
Cowboys:Nothing to say. ever since Dak’s injury it caused the team to play last place.  
Eagles:You guys were Superbowl champions once what the hell happened to Carson Wentz?  
Giants:Don’t suck with Daniel Jones, just keep Jones safe.  
Redsk…. FOOTBALL TEAM:Alex Smith deserves an award.
 
AFC East  
Jets:Adam Gase is still the head coach and he is ruining the team  
Patriots:The defense is sitting out.  
Dolphins:Fitzmagic, Tua time is over, for now!  
Bills:Oh cool first place Jumps through table
 
AFC West  
Chargers:Just move back to San Diego.  
Broncos:All the QBs are on Covid. Interm QB  
Raiders:You guys take the cake for the laugh track in this entire division no matter what.  
Chiefs:Kermit the frog is playing good football.
 
NFC West  
49ers:This  
Cardinals:You know what that Hopkins trade is benifitting them  
Rams:Mcflay can’t do everything for you Goff.  
Seahawks:Russ is cooking.
 
NFC South  
Panthers:Rhule isn’t the rule of law.  
Falcons:Getting over it.  
Buccs:Tom is old  
Saints:Taysom Hill is doing things.
 
AFC South  
Jaguars:Tanking the year I see let’s see how it will work for them  
Texans:Bill O Brien is a hack that cheated this team  
Colts:How are the Rivers going for them they seem to be pretty good also now Phil Rivers gets a better crowd.  
Titans:Derrick Henry
 
AFC North  
Bengals:You guys injured your first pick. Next time get an Oline  
Ravens:A fraudulent team  
Browns:They are willing not to Brown it up this season  
Steelers:GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL
 
NFC North  
Lions:You know what the firing of the head coach is a good thing  
Bears:Just get rid of the QBs you guys have and you’ll be fine  
Vikings:Can you smell what the Dalvin is Cooking  
Packers:Aaron Rodgers is pissed.

@igotnopicks  
Yeah, and what happened to the Chargers today?  
Also, the Steelers wanna make the SB this year but it won’t happen. They’ve had a stupidly easy schedule, save for a few games against competent teams. They almost lost to the Cowboys, one of the worst teams in the league. They almost lost to the Titans. They have to play us next week and while we’ve had a few blunders we’re still a competent team. If they do stay undefeated, they’re gonna go to the playoffs and lose badly to the Chiefs.