The Sports Thread

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@igotnopicks
Hey, they had a good first half. Up 14-0, and it could have been more. But the Bengals had a better second half. Urban Meyer needs to figure out the whole “halftime adjustment” thing if he wants to stay in the NFL.
I do feel bad for Trevor Lawrence, though. He deserves better than this. A lot of those guys do. (Robinson is a beast in the making.)
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I know. But this is only the making of the Jags. They did get Tim Tebow to play a Position which he never played before and Tim sucked at it. He couldn’t even block. That how you know Tim Tebow was never gonna submount to much.
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Which is why I’d take the points. The Bills are good and the Texans are bad, don’t get me wrong, but they’re not impossibly far apart. The Bills can be beaten; the Texans can win. I expect to see some regression to the mean on that scoreboard. Bills by something in the 10-14 range.
(Now watch them win by, like, 42 or some shit.)
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