Tyler the Vaporeon’s log:
In my quest to prove my compatibility I have not succeeded.
So it turns out telling a Typhlosion lady at the guild: “I heard the legends of your ancestors, wanna do the same for me? I’m all helpless.😏”
While I was helpless, she seemed offended instead and all I got was roasted to crisp. And I am still a virgin.
I don’t understand! This is what I get for trying to understand and respect another’s cultural heritage!?