@And Brother I Hurt People
@Gentlecolt
What’re you talking about?! First sex is
awesome! The awkward part comes later when you’re in court and you have to use the little doll to show the Judge where Uncle Bill touched you;
nothing is more embarrassing to a six year old boy than having to play with dolls in front of a crowd,
especially when it made Uncle Bill so upset. He just started screaming and yelling that it wasn’t true and I just wanted to say “Uncle B, it’s okay! I don’t
normally play with dolls, the court people just asked me to.”
…this may be the darkest thing I’ve ever said here.