Western Civilization TM sure is a precious and fragile thing if candy wearing the wrong shoes can cause it to fall.
Tucker: “M&Ms will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal. When you’re totally turned off, we’ve achieved equity.”
Me: “Tucker, buddy. We’ve got the Internet. You can have all the sexy cartoon characters you want. You can be turned on by the green M&M, the brown M&M, the blue M&M if you’re into that shit,…”
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