Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy. (Politics General)

@Dustcan  

 
Just dog(s) owner things

Dude, why not set up blood sport? I’m not fucking jok–look, just do Mortal Kombat.  
Death row inmates gonna have to do weight cut, train, and then fight some highly trained professionals to the death. They literally are being sent to die, and they know this. At least they can have the choice to not die like a bitch.
 
I can’t believe I’m out here unironically being a villain from a Van Damme movie.

@tehwatever  
I’m pretty sure that already existed in the past. It was called gladiator fights, Romans did it, remember? “Bread and circuses”, ring a bell?

@Ereiam  
Fittingly, fighting to the death (as a common thing, at least) was a moderately late development, coinciding with the empire’s fall into corruption and decadence and the need for more and more obscene distractions.

In a sane country, Trump would have lost the popular vote by double digits, and the electoral vote by at least 350.

Sorry, I mean, Biden would have won at least 350 electoral votes.

Arizona certified Biden as the winner.
 
Arizona did good this election.

@Background Pony #69F3  
Biden would’ve gotten 350 had he also won Florida and North Carolina.

@Ereiam  
I didn’t said it never existed. I’m aware that ppl would literally throw death row inmates to be fed to the lions and be some kinda spectacle. Many public death sentences have been some kinda spectacle. So why not bring gladiators back?

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@Background Pony #C911  
She fucked around and found out.

@Background Pony #69F3  
@Background Pony #69F3  
You were right the first time. 444-94 would have been a fitting result.

@Background Human
 
I would have also accepted 420-69.
 
@Background Pony #C911
 
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@Background Pony #69F3
 
In a sane country, Trump would have been trounced in the primaries before getting to the 2016 election.

@Ciaran  
With Jo Jorgensen getting the remaining 49?

Wisconsin is gonna certify in a few hours

@Ereiam  
I’d rather Mark Charles.

While I anxiously await the outcomes of the war on encryption, I am happy to report that Ajit Pai will step down once Joe Biden is inaugurated.
 
His presidency is looking increasingly promising, and I sincerely hope such developments continue for the next 4 years.

It’s over now. Well, it’s been over since November 5th, but now the last vestiges of this farcical legal pity party have flaked away.
 
As much as I’ve enjoyed seeing Trump lose over and over again, today marks the end of any hope for his presidency.

@Zincy  
If the flat earth convention in Phoenix is anything to go by, he’s nowhere close to done embarrassing himself.

Looks like Scott Atlas quit. Probably doesn’t want to be around when the wave of infections (and deaths) he’s promoted during Thanksgiving come through.

@Zincy  
Why today? What happened?

@Background Pony #39BF
 
The certification of Wisconsin and Arizona all but ensure that Trump has no way to peel off the EC votes necessary to steal the election.