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[Arizona vote audit taken to an unmarked lab in the middle of the woods.":](https://www.rawstory.com/arizona-audit-conspiracy/
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Investigation found out the lab was really just a cabin. The ballots were taken to ostensibly undergo forensic analysis.
The image I have in my head over this makes it look like the scene of Patrick from Spongebob in a labcoat looking through microscopes and beakers, but honestly the real thing probably looks even more stupid.
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[GOP Representative Jim Jordon is throwing fits in Congress, on record, over the DOJ not investigating the latest claims of voter fraud.":](https://www.alternet.org/2021/06/jim-jordan-2653413213/) Those specific claims, and sit down because it's about to get real stupid, is about Italian Space Lasers ^TM^ changing ballots during tabulation. No really, this is how it goes:
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> The publication reports that the "bats--t" conspiracy theory "involves Barack Obama amassing a secret $400 million war chest, then cahootsing with former Italian Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte to disrupt vote tabulation in key swing states using Italian military satellites." Above the Law writes, "somehow this was all coordinated at the US Embassy in Rome, according to Brad Johnson, a self-described retired 'CIA Station Chief' and current Epoch Times columnist."[/bq]
What's with the Republicans and A) electing legit dumbasses and B) legit dumbasses going on about [Insert Ethnicity Here] Space Lasers?
Why does every country and race except America not only have a Space Laser, but have so many Space Lasers that they're free to use it for so many varied things?
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We live in the stupid timeline.
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[Arizona vote audit taken to an unmarked lab in the middle of the woods.
Investigation found out the lab was really just a cabin. The ballots were taken to ostensibly undergo forensic analysis.
The image I have in my head over this makes it look like the scene of Patrick from Spongebob in a labcoat looking through microscopes and beakers, but honestly the real thing probably looks even more stupid.
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[GOP Representative Jim Jordon is throwing fits in Congress, on record, over the DOJ not investigating the latest claims of voter fraud.
[bq]
> The publication reports that the "bats--t" conspiracy theory "involves Barack Obama amassing a secret $400 million war chest, then cahootsing with former Italian Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte to disrupt vote tabulation in key swing states using Italian military satellites." Above the Law writes, "somehow this was all coordinated at the US Embassy in Rome, according to Brad Johnson, a self-described retired 'CIA Station Chief' and current Epoch Times columnist."
What's with the Republicans and A) electing legit dumbasses and B) legit dumbasses going on about [Insert Ethnicity Here] Space Lasers?
Why does every country and race except America not only have a Space Laser, but have so many Space Lasers that they're free to use it for so many varied things?
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We live in the stupid timeline.