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Dustcan
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Jordon Klepper spoofs the whole "Good Guy With A Gun" narrative. He begins with pointing out that "Obama's" liberal New York is almost impossible to get a gun in, so instead you should just get it in Florida. You don't even have to live in Florida; under current laws you just mail in an applications and boom you're now registered to own a gun in some 30 states. That's all you have to do and now you too are a Good Guy With A Gun!


 
Well, after you complete a training session. Which he spoofs with exactly the attitude a Good Guy With A Gun would. Hint: it leaves the instructor frequently shaking his head and having to explain a Good Guy With A Gun does not tell people to "Suck on [this gun]" or that he's going to cap someone.


 
He then shows some of the simulation training, which goes exactly how you'd think it would for a Good Guy With A Gun would. It starts with him gunning down a fleeing student, but he notes it's okay because he's a Good Guy With A Gun and that could've been a Bad Guy With A Gun. After complaining about being shot in the back by actual Bad Guys With A Gun being unfair the simulation ends with him being gunned down by Cops With A Gun, which he notes is strange because he was clearly a Good Guy With A Gun and therefore shouldn't have Cops With A Gun killing him.


 
Yeah.
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Edited by Dustcan
Dustcan
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation

Dogs
"@Background Pony #1F81":/forums/generals/topics/tartarus?post_id=5058926#post_5058926

Jordon Klepper spoofs the whole "Good Guy With A Gun" narrative. He begins with pointing out that "Obama's" liberal New York is almost impossible to get a gun in, so instead you should just get it in Florida. You don't even have to live in Florida; under current laws you just mail in an applications and boom you're now registered to own a gun in some 30 states.

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That's all you have to do and now you thoo aren a Good Guy Wisth A Gun!

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complete a training session. Which he spoofs with exactly the attitude a Good Guy With A Gun would. Hint: it leaves the instructor frequently shaking his head and having to explain a Good Guy With A Gun does not tell people to "Suck on [this gun]".

He then shows some of the simulation training, which goes exactly how you'd think it would for a Good Guy With A Gun would. It starts with him gunning down a fleeing student, but he notes it's okay because he's a Good Guy With A Gun and that could've been a Bad Guy With A Gun. After complaining about being shot in the back by actual Bad Guys With A Gun being unfair the simulation ends with him being gunned down by Cops With A Gun, which he notes is strange because he was clearly a Good Guy With A Gun and therefore shouldn't have Cops With A Gun killing him.

Yeah.
No reason given
Edited by Dustcan