Lights dim
Ah good, it’s starting
Yeah that’s what you say. I can never figure when the hell the studio logos ends and the actual movie begins
Shows the 20th Century Fox logo
Alright, let’s see what you got, Fox
Shows something emerging out of the water
Oh I bet that’s a sea mons- Reveals to be a map which unrolls with the text “Underwater Map Productions” Oh that’s not the movie that’s- Yeah I think I’ve heard of them
“Once Upon A Time” shows up
Here we go! MOVIE! The word “Studios” shows up underneath Well now that seems intentionally misleading
Shows an airplane landing on a runway
Alright someone’s coming to town! Fades to say “Arriving Flight Productions” Oh for crying out loud!
Shows Indian backdrop with text that says “India, 1853”
Alright, period movie! Shrinks down and turns sepia colored while text appears that says “Country-And-Date Productions” Oh, not a period movie…
Shows an injured man clutching his bloody shoulder through stormy weather as he walks into a shack
Oh this guy’s in trouble, can’t wait to hear his story Turns black and white and text appears that says “Panting Man’s Wounded Shoulder Films Presents OH COME ON!!!
