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Background Pony #088E
You put thing in someone’s throat like food or small easy to consume object
LP2Lily
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Lily Fathom
Its when people feel like they are being lectured. Most of the time they don’t want to hear it.
Sometimes its something not necessary and for them it only causes problems. Other times they should. Like a lawful order from a police officer.
LP2Lily
Artist -

Lily Fathom
I think my gastro doctor would disagree. I was told I had to stop eating spicey stuff for similar reasons.
Though today was a normal visit about my blood work. Sad to say I need to go on a diet. Sigh!
Background Pony #977E
I had this friend who told his dentist who umm told his brother that his friend who was a straight dentist who had this friend who was a bottom who umm had a wood and he got in his brother’s car. And he stank, and his brother was so scary, he wish he was made of water and he told me that birds can fly.
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