@Dirty Bit
Someone should tell Piper to stop.

Ha!

@Dirty Bit
To be fair, Piper was his first victim.

And still posting sad comics.

I had a breakfast sandwich for breakfast.

Me: South Park characters are so cute. I love them.

South Park characters: Feed a teenager his own parents, dress a boy up as a dog, die in gruesome ways on a regular basis, vomit on the face of a girl he has a crush on, fake disabilities, fatten a boy and then slim him back down with liposuction for money, turn into a pimp and commit prostitution, send a substitute teacher into the sun out of jealousy, and try to kill his own friends with Cthulhu etc.

Posting during lunch

Page 378, in which Cur storms off

Piper needs to learn more, it seems…

I like how I remember each of the moments you listed

@Dirty Bit
I mostly just pick the most notable moments from the show from videos like “The worst things Cartman has done” or “The worst things that happened to Butters”. I mean, who doesn’t know about Cartman’s worst crime: Eating all the chicken skin Feeding Scott Tenorman his own parents?

I’ve encountered numerous enemies and have fought countless of them.

Be it Irish, Koreans, French, Kentuckians, Virginians, Germans, Italians, Californians, Michigans, and Mexicans.

But none of them ever compare to the fucking spice hating DANISH.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Are you Cartman in real life?

Wait until you see the Coon’s debut episode

I was told that “Coon” is a slur (I was talking about an actual raccoon).

Well what should I tell them about a town in Minnesota called “Coon Rapids”?

@blue-case90
Did they say how it was a slur. If not, they might just get triggered at coomer memes.

@blue-case90
It would be very fitting for Cartman to use a slur as his superhero name.

@blue-case90
The name is mildly controversial. There have been multiple efforts to change it in the past.

It traditionally has been used as a slur for Black people, especially popular in the South. It has been partially reclaimed by some Black social media circles, who specifically use it to describe Black people whom they perceive to be sucking up to white people for personal gain, but to my knowledge that isn’t a common thing (yet).

It has also historically been used as an abbreviation for “raccoon,” which Cartman is no doubt using as a cover. But the racial connotations have prompted most furries with raccoon sonas to adopt the abbreviation “racc” instead.

@Background Human
Wouldn’t it cause massive confusion for the post office?

I try to avoid saying it, but I have a very, very strong southern accent which includes all the various shorthands we use.

So every now and then I call a raccoon a coon.

Trust me, when I point and say “look’it that coon there” I am very much talking about an actual raccoon.

@blue-case90
Shouldn’t, as long as the ZIP code’s the same.

…yeah, I’m gonna stop talking.

Honestly never realized that’s a slur. I’ve been saying coon because of South Park and in Cartman’s way of saying it as well.

I’m not saying I’m gonna stop though. The Cewn will never be told what he can or can’t call himself.

An honest to fuck sentence I said the other week to put into perspective how I, a highly educated professional, spoke while in the pleasant company of my people.

When someone asked me about how a friend of mine was doing after college:

“He lives in an ol’holler over yonder, been livin’ with his paw-paw fer a bit now. Saw him pushin buggies around at the Food Lion, least he’s got a job ’supose.”

Sounds like mountain talk to me. Has a really warm, authentic feeling to it.

Speaking of regional accents, my friend from Jersey likes to rib me for the way I pronounce things, due to how strong my Upper Midwest accent is.

@BlitztheDragon
Can we see some nice raccs >:}