Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Shyette
Poor flumphs They took a wrong turn and ended up here.

“That’s it! Let’s cut the cheese!”

The first part was hilarious, but the rest was thought-provoking.

I’m not that fussed about people who use AI art to get art for free. sometimes people don’t have the money for some good art but I can’t fathom why anyone would pay for AI art. Why the heck would I pay money to an artist that will take at least fifty prompts to give out something coherent when I can just prompt a human artist once and they’ll likely understand what I said.

YOU PUT THE BEEF IN THE TACO AND YOU EAT IT WITH THE CHEESE

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
You put the lime in the coconut. You drink ’em both up.

@kleptomage
You put the beer in the coconut and you drink it all up!

You put the beer in the coconut and then you throw the can away!

You throw the can away!

You throw the can away!

My foot fell asleep. I need an alarm clock.

Do you prefer your toast to be boiled or friction-rub?

@DanielOrange
Not an alarm sock?

I kill you with bear hands! That’s right, bear hands!

Do you prefer Alpaca or llama?

Here’s a llama
There’s a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy Llama
Funny Llama
Llama Llama duck
Llama llama
Cheesecake llama
Tablet, brick, potato, llama
Llama llama mushroom llama
Llama llama duck

Every time a tiger chuffs, I feel happy.

Beware the “Butterfly effect!”

(This comic actually has a cameo by every recurring animal character in the strip.)

@Beau Skunky
Got the message…let’s kill all the butterflies before a disaster happens then.

What goes around comes around.

@Background Pony #152E
No! Wrong message to take! We need them as pollinators. D:

What plane dropped vegetable oil on Hiroshima?

@TheHappySpaceman
Mmm, you are right. So I guess we should enslave the butterflies instead to avoid a disaster.

@WaynePonePone
Something that surprised me watching the Pokémon World Championships is how many official English-language casters pronounce it with a schwa, like “Pokuhmon”.

I guess TPCi isn’t too strict about the accent aigu these days. Pretty sure the only reason it was put there in the first place was to clarify that the “e” isn’t silent, that it’s not “poke-(like with a stick)-mon”.