Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Does Faith and Action has a reputation (and if so, what is said reputation)? Asking since my mom wants me to do volunteer work there, but their name gives me religious vibes, and I am cynical about religious organizations.

Quoth Wikipedia:

“Schenck, the founder of Faith and Action, says their desire is to “win the hearts and minds of those who make public policy”[2] and also that Faith and Action is “a Christian outreach whose mission is to reintroduce the Word of God into the public debate surrounding legislation and policy matters.”[2] Faith and Action targets elected officials, government employees, Supreme Court justices and clerks, and other government personnel.[3]”

In other words, it’s a political lobby group trying to undo separation of church and state.

Monkeys in Bali have discovered ways to create sex toys for themselves from a variety of natural and man-made objects.

Aside from being hilarious, it’s actually biologically fascinating. Implying a species outside of humanity engages in sexual activity for pleasure as opposed to strictly reproduction.

Yo Momma’s so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

@Zincy
Just wait until you hear about dolphins.

@DerpyFast

Two months until my 26th Birthday

Getting OLDE

Stupid stuff.

@4Town Fan
YES U

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
It’s all that came to mind that I wanted to post.

Two words

STUPID

“You call these bagels?”

@LeoNero
Are we seriously not doing “phrasing” any more?

@Zincy
One of the perks of being a zoologist: you get to talk about monkey dildos with a straight face. “IT’S FOR SCIENCE, MOM!”

@Dirty Bit
“Hehe. Whoa! I’m glad he’s on our side!”

FUCK BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Bagels are like little edible angels!

Bagels were a fucking mistake!
I shall destroy all who make, associate, and have invented the bagels.
Bagels are a fucking plague to all bread kind!

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Now that’s what I call Waterford Blaas-phemy!

@Meanlucario