Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

STUPID

I don’t believe in destinies or prophecies. Just unlikely coincidences.

I missed that first part where you said “don’t”.

@Badheart
I’m assuming you’re replying to me.

@4Town Fan
I am not.

What was in the peanut butter that caused people to get salmonella?

No clue. Only heard from my mother that Jif products were being recalled.

@Dirty Bit
I learn that today, hence my salmonella question.

Jiffy Lube peanut butter! For when you just can’t shit.

Timmy is a unique kid
That everyone understands
Mom and dad and Vicki never giving him commands

Vicki “Bed Twerp!”

@Shyette
“Stay up if you want, Twerp!”

Wait, that’s still kind of a command…

Stupid Light Warriors must’ve broken my crystal. I keep asking for lotto numbers and all I get is “The destroyer is manifest.”

You know, I’ve always wondered when and why S-Ranks in video games became a thing. I mean, the rest makes sense, but why S specifically?

And people say video games make you violent…

@Penguin Dragneel
That or stops you from becoming a rapist.

I always forget that Cars had twins flashing the main character.

Achoo!

@Meanlucario
Yeah. Now constant religious dogma, bad parenting, video game journalism, praising for bad behavior with zero consequences will cause a person to go crazy or join a cult.

@phoenixacezero
I was referencing a Soothouse video. You have an issue with us religious nuts?

Scootaloo is a cute pony she needs hugs.

@Shyette
I wouldn’t object to giving her a hug.

I hate idealists, they give up so easily.