Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Dirty Bit
He’s a flying deer with a glowing nose, how much damage could he do?

@WyrmSpawN
He can shoot lasers out of his nose.

@igotnopicks
I don’t think that’s canon.

@Background Human
A man can dream.

@igotnopicks
I think shooting lasers out of his eyes would work better

@The★Rickmeister
It’s true though. You shouldn’t deviate from the norm unless it’s for a good reason. When you get right down to it, “progress” is about finding the good reasons to deviate.

I loved that skit on Robot Chicken

I forgot about the CritCrab horror story about a group “kicking out” the bigot (who was only like that on Facebook, something the DM himself never used and was only shown screenshots and told about it) by bulling him in the game. He was in his mid-30’s, and the youngest one at the table. He did a damage control follow-up claiming that somehow, having a civil conversation would have caused a fight, but not him being made so uncomfortable while playing D&D that he up and left after the DM forcefully changed his sex (somehow drinking too much at the table was a solid excuse to having all magic items having a chance to forcefully change a character’s sex) only caused him to leave in a huff.

Glad the comments even from people who claim to be gay say that the DM and group weren’t any better with how that was handled, one even saying that they are the reason that the LGBT community is seen as a bunch of special snowflakes at the time of their post.

@Mellow Rhythm
He’s not a robot. He’s a reindeer whose nose glows.

@Dirty Bit
Not just that.

@igotnopicks
Yeah, I know.
Too bad he’s not a cyborg :P

Cats are evil.
And an environmental hazard.

ELIMINATE ALL CATS

Robot, with your legs so tall, help us win at basketball!

I’m not convinced he’s human.

@Dirty Bit
Ain’t no rule says a robot can’t play basketball!

I forgot to mention that I made a D&D thread awhile ago.

Same energy as this:

@Penguin Dragneel
What if the real Grimlock were the friends we made along the way?

@Penguin Dragneel
Thank god ive missed Sabrina

I prefer Grymloq, the big dinosaur who is totally not named after the Transformer.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Nuts.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Deez nuts.

… Congratulations! You’ve experienced the only time I’m ever going to utter that phrase!

@Penguin Dragneel

@Penguin Dragneel
The solution is obvious tho just one of you is the Tall Grimlock and the other is the Fat Grimlock.

They can matching tattoos.