Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Something that’s been bugging me lately:
Smartphones are now pretty much a standard feature of the modern world, yet with the sole exception of Zootopia, every non-video game piece of fictional media to include them in any way, shape or form has been criticized to hell and back for their inclusion. In fact, JoshScorcher unfavorably compared Pipp Petals to The Emoji Movie. Let that sink in.

@Wiimeiser
I don’t know about you, but I’ve half-accepted that we’re are now basically slaves to modern tech.

@Goku Black
Yes we are!

And soon y’all be slave to POMS

Niáng PÀO!

The fuck is a “whippersnapper” anyway?

@Mellow Rhythm
Young person.

Never ask someone out if you can’t handle them saying “no.”

Most humans are unconscious believers of resistantialism.

@Dirty Bit
My dice made me an active believer.

@Meanlucario
Yeah, I figured.
Still a rather weird-sounding word though.

DIPUTSTUPID
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STUPIDIPUTS

@乃ﾑりん乇ﾑ尺ｲ
HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY CHARACTER!!!

STUPID™

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
FUCK BANANAS!

@乃ﾑりん乇ﾑ尺ｲ
Good! Hate on Oranges too
Now worship-

…wait

FUCKK YOU!!!

Only I get to say that!!!

BANANA SUPREMACISTS ARE TRYING TO APPROPRIATE POM CULTURE

THAT IS NOT OKAY!

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
GO BACK TO KENTUCKY YOU STARBUCKS CHUGGING IRISHMAN!

POMEGRANATE LIVESMATTER

@乃ﾑりん乇ﾑ尺ｲ
TELL THAT TO YOURSELF

FUCK YOUR ORANGES AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING BANANAS!

Of all the sentences I thought myself capable of reading today, this isn’t any of them.

Besides, everyone and their grandmother knows mangoes and pineapples are the superior fruit.

@The★Rickmeister
I at least partially agree, with the mango part

GUYS! Focus on the REAL enemy: broccoli!

@Goku Black
You must be part of the cauliflower gang…
Seriously, fuck those guys!