Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Background Pony #F119
I don’t know which alignment I am. Some days I feel like being evil, others I feel like being good.
DerpyFast
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

Dahlia a cute
Lawful Neutral Rebellion:
The guards have a shift change that happens at 8 PM.
The city gates are locked at 7:45 PM.
The guards assigned to the North gate are being sent home half an hour early, to boost morale.
The alarm bell at the North gate doesn’t work properly. Due to budget cuts, it hasn’t been replaced.
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