Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

He said “Ex sex”.
 
Uhhh huh huh huh… that was cool.

XD

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
THOSE GADDAMN ORANGE AND BANANA LOVING IRISHMEN DID THIS!
 
THEY GOT ME BANNED FROM DERPI  
IT ALL THEIR FUCKING FAULT!!!

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ  

Banana loving Irishmen.
 
I think Irishmen love to drink more than eat bananas.

Ooh I got him going!

YOU SUCK!
 
YOU ALL SUCK!!!
 
ALL OF YOU ARE HOPELESS STUPID

Durian, bitch.

You ain’t got a gallon of rum in your system

Uhh huh huh huh… it’s true.
 
He ‘sucks’. Uhh huh huh huh…

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ  
We all suck
 

 
 
… Lemons when life gives them to us

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ  
Cute avatar

AND FUCK THIS POST SPEED LIMIT!!!!

“suck”
 

@Don’t  
Thanks

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ  
That avatar makes my eyes grow bigger, develop a visible blush sticker, turn chibi and go “Kawaii desu ne!”

Every animal eventually evolves into a crab, every plant eventually evolves into a mushroom.
 
One day, everything will be either a crab or a mushroom.

Selaphiel is Jake Paul.

There ain’t a fire hot enough to roast THAT beef

A partial list of monosyllabic words I used to think were curse words at one point or another during my childhood:
 
Crap  
Crud  
Darn  
Dang  
Fart  
Gosh  
Heck  
Pimp  
Slut  
Turd

@pixel  
Sometimes they are treated as curse words, or at least words they shouldn’t be used openly.

@pixel  
I remember a point in my childhood when I thought words like “fart” and “gas” (as in the kind farts produce) were as edgy as I could get without saying the big bad F word

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ  
I missed this.
 
And now I don’t.