Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

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Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab

Gone for the month.
I go out there extremely drunk to see if anything got delivered when I see an attractive female in a black tank top and grey shorts. She was doing something with a stray puppy on the neighbor's lawn. She sees me and takes off running across my driveway, I take about seven steps and watched her walking down the road drunk as a horse on blacktop. Few seconds later I hear a door slam behind me next door. Black shorts like me, but a red shirt and twice as fat. We both check our mailbox in perfect sync and walk back inside.

I shut the front door as the cold air hits me and collecting my thoughts thinking…what the hell was that?
Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi Supporter
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
The Magic of Friendship Grows - For helping others attend the 2020 Community Collab
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event

How Do You Do
When I work, there's this customer who comes in occasionally while crossdressing. I always see them with different outfits from different animes and no lie, they do a good job at it despite not recognizing the characters themselves.
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My Little Ties crafts shop

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