Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Hitler was a slytherin.

@tehwatever
 
@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Not everyone gets to say that they got beat up by Mickey Mouse.
 
Lucky :p

 

‘Surigae’
 
Translated from North Korea means: ur gay

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
You’re in Manila, right? From what I’m seeing, you should be fine.
 
Still, that is a brutal storm. It’s what we’d call a Category 5. And there’s no Category 6.

Any of you know what Bacala is? Of course you dont…Well it’s salted cod. We taught the world how to eat!!

@Background Human  
My little concern about it is that it formed way too earlier than our basin’s usual starting point of June to December of that intensity and how it got so strong that much quickly and easily.
 
Reminds me of Hurricane Patricia.

Normalize normacy!

What have you done, Pumpkin Rabbit!? What have you done!?  
No, seriously, what did you do? I can’t make heads or tails of this pile of gore that used to be my best friend.

BRUH!!!!! BEN ASKREN GOT ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I formulated a bizarre theory the other day concerning online artists.
 
Specifically the ones that seem to have an inability to draw women that look like women. Now just so there’s no confusion, i mean the ones that do this unintentionally, and have no pushy headcanon or racial animus reasons to justify it.
 
The theory is that they can’t stop themselves from drawing what they find aesthetically pleasing, but can also only fathom in their own heads what makes males physically attractive, and so wind up giving females meant to be attractive masculine features touched in the lightest ways that they think hint at femininity.
 
This theory of course rides on the assumption that these artists are inevitably female, more straight than not, and don’t consider themselves attractive enough to use themselves as a model to spring off.
 
Not an artist, so this could all be bunk, but it is only a theory.
 
@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
I will straight up strangle whomever dares to serve me these.

@WyrmSpawN  
Can you give us examples of this phenomenon? I’m not particularly familiar of it.

@Scrabbleman  
I probably should, but the debate over it hasn’t taken place in a while around here, and I’m not the kind of person to accuse someone of being one of these artists without good reason.
 
But based purely on style, >>2595807 would be a good example, and perhaps even what prompted me to remember that theory.

@WyrmSpawN  
In some parts of the internet, that style is synonymous to the infamous “Tumblr style”. But this example might not be that style in particular. It’s really just the face that’s the problem.

@Background Human  
Also, i absolutely know all about the Saffir Simpson Hurricane Scale.
 
Our last Category 5 here was the last year’s Typhoon Goni.
 
My most recent storm I’ve ever felt was Typhoon Vamco and it directly passed us at around Mid Category One to Two.
 
The strongest storm I’ve ever felt in my entire life was dated all the way back in 2006 by the name Xangsane, which was a Category 4 but strucked us at around Category 3.
 
Maybe within my lifetime in the near future soon, I could be experiencing my first ever major hurricane force wind of Category 4 to 5 due to the exacerbation of the global warming within the next couple or more decades.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I’m laugh-crying rn

All the kids these days are bragging about how they’re built different. Me, I’m built the same.

This is future. I made it for help and project.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
No cap, i’d eat those