Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Background Pony #18C8  
No they aren’t. Not entirely, anyway.

Hey guys! Wanna watch Jake Paul get baptized in blood tomorrow night?

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
On the one hand, Askren is a rassler, not a boxer. This could be a dumber Mayweather v. McGregor.
 
On the other hand, Jake Paul is Jake Paul. He’s only been in a couple of celebrity bumfights thus far. So this could be a dumber Mayweather v. McGregor.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
That could be fun.
 
(Evil laugh)

I got my first COVID shot a few days ago.

Ouch…
 

@Myoozik  
That reminded me of this.  

Orlando Ferguson thought the earth was a roulette table.
 

Imagine BBC Diversity Cief saying “your not black enough” To president of Kenya. What would Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta use to slap them silly.

@kleptomage  
Tbh, that’s way cooler than Flat Earth.

Hollow Earth > any theorized shape of the Earth

@kleptomage  
Or a Bundt cake pan.

@kleptomage  
Well now. I guess he was on to something.  

 
 
Those are pictures of how we can visualize gravity.

@Scrabbleman  
Imagine standing in Canada and being able to see South America in the sky because of the curvature of the earth. That would be a trip.
 
 
@tehwatever  
Different concept, but I see what you mean.

@tehwatever  
This visualisation is basically the reason why we call a black hole a black hole. Because it’s so dense, thus having such a strong gravitational field that it warps space, creating a literal hole in the fabric of space-time.
 
The difference between a black hole and a worm hole is that worm holes have two openings while a black hole only has one. We’ve never proven that worm holes exist btw and it’s impossible to tell whether a black hole really is a black hole or a worm hole.

Nonsense. How can anything warp time?

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Time is relative ;P

Is this MonsterVerse’s Minilla?
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Godzooky.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Time passes at different speeds depending on how fast something is going. The satellites orbiting Earth move so fast that the onboard clocks gradually drift out of sync with clocks on Earth. This is a thing that really happens. In fact, this de-syncing is one of the things GPS satellites use to calculate your location, which is one of the coolest things ever.

I watched episodes 4 to 6 of Konosuba last night. After I went to bed, I realized something about Mitsurugi Kyouya (the other kid who was transported here, but got Gram to use); he could kill the Demon King, but hasn’t. He has a sword that kills everything in one hit, yet stays in the town furthest from who should be his goal, and has two scantily clad girls following him, who fight over him. The town also seems to rely on him according to ep 6, which makes me thing he enjoys the attention way too much. The more I think about him, the less I like him.

When the choices you’ve made in life has gotten you getting jumped by mascots at night in the middle of the road, you need to really contemplate where you’re going.
 

@tehwatever  
Imagine trying to be serious about your police report when you told them you got jumped by a bunch of cartoon mascots on the road.

I’m on the internet.

KICK HIM IN THE DICK!!!
 
 
*crowd laughs*