Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Me when entering a new thread with familiar names  

This character is Anonymous and he goes by Q  

 
I wonder if he is uncovering a global cabal of satan-worshiping pedophiles?

@tehwatever  
I prefer Question.
 

@tehwatever  
So this is the one who’s been brainwashing the boomers.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I’d think you’d want the guy assaulting others to be promoted and be allowed to assault more.

@Meanlucario  

 
Him and Creeper are Steve Ditko’s greatest characters

@Dirty Bit  
“Two squares make a tyrant Superman. Two squares make a tyrant Superman…”

@Meanlucario
 
“The plastic tips of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.

@Dirty Bit  

 
The park area has been paved over.

Eating deviled eggs  
Pulling up Puny Devil kneesocks on his skinny legs  
Half naked in the fireplace  
Crashing stocks and bonds  
Giving people ideas on how to build an A-bomb  
On his front lawn,  
There’s a guy in a tie  
With a Bible in a briefcase  
And he’s ding dong ditching.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  
Shut up!!  
…  
Do you have any last words?  
Yes! Just three!

There’s going to be Ketchup shortage.

I decided to get around to watching the NC Terminator reviews. I only saw the first three so far but I’m already scared of what the second half has to offer.

@NitroFury  
Well a Ketchup Packet shortage.

@igotnopicks  
Eh, good riddance. Ketchup packets are always so awkward to use

@NitroFury  
I guess it will take manufacturers a long time to… get on top of the backlog.

She’s kinda hot  
She’s my cousin  
Really?  
Yes! We’re all cousins!

@Mellow Rhythm  
I mean Heinz never saw this virus coming. So people are going to have to go to the super market for their Ketchup.

@igotnopicks  
Better chance of squirting the right amount of ketchup out with one of their plastic bottles anyway

The night sky over Mars.