Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Background Human  

 
Well that might depend on if the mud-blood was raised in the Muggle world or the Wizard world if the latter is all they’ve known than things from the former are irrelevant which seems like the point of Harry Potter Wizard world > Muggle world.  
But the Wizards do like our indoor plumbing though.

@Darth Prime  
Well given what we know about the wizarding world. They don’t know about our comprehensive Plumbing system. Which makes me wonder. They probably borrowed it for Hogwarts.

This is dumbledore at his weakest
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I thought his weakest was him dead :P

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Go to your room.

WHAT THE FUCK?!
 
IZZY LOST?!?!

Also, we just saw a first ever UFC championship win via disqualification. (due to illegal knee on a downed opponent)
 
Yan is mostly staring at a wall in disgust rn

@tehwatever  

 
Well… Well…!?

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Well…shit!
 
AND we have the first champ to win by DQ?! The fuck?! Both Sterling and Yan are very confused and frustrated rite now!
 
In other news, our girl Amanda Nunes is without peer. She can probably go to the Men’s division and wreak havoc over there, tbh.
 
And Islam Makachev won, making him the 7 win streak, one less from Olivier.
 
Makachev vs Olivier should be the Khabib Tony we never got. Please Dana.

@tehwatever  
Don’t worry, he’s still undefeated in middleweight division.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Yea. But that makes his Jon Jones fight less likely.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Pretty sure he has been much weaker, like as a baby.

So, I heard that the Pope denied that the Ark was ever a thing. Is that correct?

@NitroFury  
 
Yes,Bingus.

“I move… for no man.”  
“I AM NO MAN!”  
“…right, off you go then.”

 
Drew Dober (in Blue) tapped out to this. Seriously impressed how Islam Makachev (Red) could pull this off. reason is because this was NOT textbook head-and-arm choke.
 
-Red’s head is under Blue’s left armpit, but Red is in Blue’s half guard on Blue’s RIGHT. Textbook usually looks like this.
 

 
The attacker’s body is ideally on the outside, on the same side.
 
Furthermore, Red probably knows he can’t get a nice squeeze from that position so he bridged his body up, propping himself with his toes and really drive that shoulder on the ground, like he gonna crush somebody windpipe.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Great song!  
I especially like cod-reggae intro

@Mellow Rhythm  
That’s what happens when Elvis Presley becomes a metalhead.

Hits blunt
 
Bruh if you think about it, the brain named itself