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[REIGN IN BLOOD by FUCKING SLAYER]
 
ANGEL OF DEATH
 
Auschwitz, the meaning of pain  
The way that I want you to die  
Slow death, immense decay  
Showers that cleanse you of your life  
Forced in  
Like cattle  
You run  
Stripped of  
Your life’s worth  
Human mice, for the Angel of Death  
Four hundred thousand more to die  
Angel of Death  
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead  
Sadistic, surgeon of demise  
Sadist of the noblest blood
 
Destroying, without mercy  
To benefit the Aryan race
 
Surgery, with no anesthesia  
Feel the knife pierce you intensely  
Inferior, no use to mankind  
Strapped down screaming out to die  
Angel of Death  
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead  
Infamous butcher,  
Angel of Death
 
Pumped with fluid, inside your brain  
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes  
Burning flesh, drips away  
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil  
Frigid cold, cracks your limbs  
How long can you last  
In this frozen water burial?  
Sewn together, joining heads  
Just a matter of time  
‘Til you rip yourselves apart  
Millions laid out in their  
Crowded tombs  
Sickening ways to achieve  
The holocaust  
Seas of blood, bury life  
Smell your death as it burns  
Deep inside of you  
Abacinate, eyes that bleed  
Praying for the end of  
Your wide awake nightmare  
Wings of pain, reach out for you  
His face of death staring down,  
Your blood running cold  
Injecting cells, dying eyes  
Feeding on the screams of  
The mutants he’s creating  
Pathetic harmless victims  
Left to die  
Rancid Angel of Death  
Flying free
 
Angel of Death  
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead  
Infamous butcher,  
Angel of Death
 
Angel of Death
 
 
 
PIECE BY PIECE
 
Modulistic terror  
A vast sadistic feast  
The only way to exit  
Is going piece by piece
 
You have no choice of life or death  
My face you will not see  
I’ll rip your flesh ‘till there’s no breath  
Dismembered destiny
 
As soon as life has left your corpse  
I’ll make you part of me  
No emotion  
Death is all I see
 
Modulistic terror  
A vast sadistic feast  
The only way to exit  
Is going piece by piece
 
Bones and blood lie on the ground  
Rotten limbs lie dead  
Decapitated bodies found  
On my wall, your head!
 
On your trail I close the gap  
One more life that soon won’t be  
No emotion  
Your flesh is all I need
 
I’ll send you to your maker  
Confront the God you seek  
A flash of red upon his your chest  
Safety out of reach
 
(You have no choice of life or death  
My face you will not see  
I’ll rip your flesh ‘till there’s no breath  
Dismembered destiny)
 
(Modulistic terror  
A vast sadistic feast  
There’s only one way out of here  
Piece by piece)
 
 
NECROPHOBIC
 
Strangulation, mutilation, cancer of the brain  
Limb dissection, amputation, from a mind deranged
 
Asphyxiation, suffocation, gasping for air  
Explain to me the feeling after sitting in the chair?
 
Ripping apart  
Severing flesh  
Gouging eyes  
Tearing limb from limb
 
Experimentation, slow infection, internal decay  
Execution, need transfusion, body rots away
 
Sliced incision, zero vision, loss of vital signs  
Skin contortion, bone erosion, your life becomes your fine
 
Ripping apart  
Severing flesh  
Gouging eyes  
Tearing limb from limb
 
Strangulation, mutilation, cancer of the brain  
Limb dissection, amputation, from a mind deranged
 
Asphyxiation, suffocation, gasping for air  
Explain to me the feeling after sitting in the chair
 
Sliced incision, zero vision, loss of vital signs  
Skin contortion, bone erosion, your life becomes your fine
 
Necrophobic can’t control the paranoia  
Scared to die
 
 
 
ALTAR OF SACRIFICE
 
Waiting the hour destined to die  
Here on the table of hell  
A figure in white unknown by man  
Approaching the altar of death  
High priest awaiting dagger in hand  
Spilling the pure virgin blood  
Satan’s slaughter, ceremonial death  
Answer his every command
 
Death will come easy just close your eyes -  
Dream of the friends you’ll see  
Heavenly failure losing again  
Move on to a new form of life
 
Altar of sacrifice, curse of the damned  
Confronting the evil you dread  
Coalesce into one your shadow and soul  
Soon you will meet the undead
 
(Altar of sacrifice, curse of the damned  
Confronting the evil you dread  
Coalesce into one your shadow and soul  
Soon you will meet the undead)
 
Enter to the realm of Satan!
 
Blood turning black, the change has begun  
Feeling the hatred of all damned in Hell  
Flesh starts to burn, twist and deform  
Eyes dripping blood realization of death  
Transforming of five toes to two  
Learn the sacred words of praise, hail Satan
 
A gift of powers disposed upon you  
Use them when you feel the need  
Master the forces and powers of Satan  
Controlling the creature’s instinct  
Drawn to the castles that float in the sky  
Learn to resist the temptation  
Watching the angels sift through the heavens  
Endlessly searching for salvation
 
 
JESUS SAVES
 
You go to the church, you kiss the cross  
You will be saved at any cost  
You have your own reality  
Christianity  
You spend your life just kissing ass  
A trait that’s grown as time has passed  
You think the world will end today  
You praise the Lord, it’s all you say
 
Jesus saves, listen to you pray  
You think you’ll see the pearly gates  
When death takes you away
 
For all respect you cannot lust  
In an invisible man you place your trust  
Indirect dependency  
Eternal attempt at amnesty  
He will decide who lives and dies  
Depopulate Satanas rise  
You will be an accessory  
Irreverence and blasphemy
 
Jesus saves, no need to pray  
The gates of pearl have turned to gold  
It seems you’ve lost your way
 
Jesus saves, no words of praise  
No promised land to take you to  
There is no other way
 
 
CRIMINALLY INSANE
 
Night will come and I will follow  
For my victims, no tomorrow  
Make it fast, your time of sorrow  
On his trail, I’ll make you follow
 
Quarters for the criminally insane  
The sentence read for life I must remain  
The path I chose has led me to my grave  
To try again I’d have no other way
 
Quarters for the criminally insane  
Escape for me has fast become a game  
Soon to be, I’ll leave without a trace  
Endangered species end the human race
 
Branded in pain  
Marked criminally insane  
Locked away and kept restrained  
Disapprobation, but what have I done  
I have yet only just begun  
To take your fuckin’ lives!
 
(Night will come and I will follow  
For my victims, no tomorrow  
Make it fast, your time of sorrow  
On his trail, I’ll make you follow)
 
 
REBORN
 
Convicted witch my life will end  
At midnight on the stake  
My dedicated life was spent  
To insubordinate  
Secured by lock inside a cell  
Imprisoned for no crime  
The shackles will be useless  
When your life is out of time
 
Incantation spell gone by  
I will see life again  
My deals will made eternally  
I signed the book of red  
My rage will be unleashed again  
Burning the next morn  
Death means nothing, there is no end  
I will be reborn
 
No gift of exile in my fate  
I’ll get no amnesty  
You can’t control my destiny  
There is no habitual need  
Proclaim my death, to end my wrath  
It takes more than one try  
Indulge your ineffective curse  
I will never die
 
You think by killing me tonight  
My powers will not rise  
There’ll be nowhere for you to run  
When my hatred comes to life  
Condemned to fill the prophecy  
Allowing no first born  
Defy your morbid declaration  
Leave you ripped and torn
 
Count your blessing would be priest  
As I burn upon the stake  
You’d be forgiven endlessly  
But your values are all fake  
Forever servant of my Lord  
By choice and not submission  
Maybe now I’ve made you wonder  
Am I superstition
 
Incantation spell gone by  
I will live again  
My deals will made eternally  
I signed the book in red  
My rage will be unleashed again  
Burning the next morn  
Death means nothing there is no end  
I will be reborn
 
 
EPIDEMIC
 
Breeding fast in poverty  
Infectious driving dormant seed  
Inside your carcass start to mate  
Left in charge to dominate  
Waiting to unfold  
Raging uncontrolled  
Adapt a potency  
Death machine, infest my corpse to be
 
Unyielding kings of agony  
Test your body chemistry  
Pulmonary overthrow  
Possession of your inner throne  
Invasions quickly override, malicious domineering strike  
Flood your veins commit slow death  
Deteriorate your makers met
 
Perpetual demise  
On a fast decline  
Killing tendency  
Epidemic, permanent disease
 
Incapacitate, fall into your fate  
Pain results in screams, bleed internally  
Years will pass before it can be cured
 
 
 
POSTMORTEM
 
Funeral held for the depression of man  
Holds the key to his own death  
Entering a tomb of a corpse yet conceived  
Tighten the tourniquet around your neck
 
Sifting away the debris of hated life  
Cold touch of death begins to chill your spine  
Seeking life beyond your perishment  
Repeating words echoing through your mind
 
Chanting lines of blind witchery  
To save yourself from extinction  
Wanting to die is your reason to live  
New life born from the oppressed
 
Taste your blood as it trickles through the air  
Another casualty beyond the shadows you fall  
Losing ground, the fate you feel it draws near  
Fatality, reality, you await the final call
 
My sinful glare at nothing holds thoughts of death behind it  
Skeletons in my mind commence tearing at my sanity  
Vessels in my brain carry death until my birth  
Come and die with me forever  
Share insanity
 
Do you want to die!
 
The waves of blood are rushing near, pounding at the walls of lies  
Turning off my sanity, reaching back into my mind  
Non-rising body from the grave showing new reality  
What I am, what I want, I’m only after death
 
 
 
RAINING BLOOD
 
Trapped in purgatory  
A lifeless object, alive  
Awaiting reprisal  
Death will be their acquittance
 
The sky is turning red  
Return to power draws near  
Fall into me, the sky’s crimson tears  
Abolish the rules made of stone
 
Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past  
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above
 
Awaiting the hour of reprisal  
Your time slips away
 
Raining blood  
From a lacerated sky  
Bleeding its horror  
Creating my structure  
Now I shall reign in blood!
 
 
 
AGRESSIVE PERFECTOR
 
Follow me, I’ll lead the way; your fears will soon overtake  
Hide your infinite tears inside, it seeks your smallest break  
Screaming as if nothing helps, you press on to survive  
Playing out the fantasies of a force that keeps you alive
 
He’ll have you down on your knees  
You play his fatal game  
He’ll satisfy your every need  
You’ll never be the same
 
Take my hand, I’ll show you how;  
You’ve just one life to live  
The road you’re on goes straight to hell;  
Your life is yours to give  
His fantasies of all of you are much too great to see  
This world your living is so unreal, perfected just for me
 
He’ll have you down on your knees  
You play his fatal game  
He’ll satisfy your every need  
You’ll never be the same
Dirty Bit
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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That's him, officer
Back to work!
 
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One…two, three, pokes hole baby
 
One, two, three pokes another hole baby
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