Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Can somebody tell me how this meme is called and if anyone has an blank template for edit? Or the original photo atleast? Tyvm.

What’s the matter?  
Well nothing sweetums it’s just that you remind me a little of a movie star  
Oh? Who?  
Freddy Krueger

They think you think they’re your friends, you make them think you think they’re you’re friends.

#DrainGang  

I just saw Megamind for the first time tonight.

@Meanlucario
 
Funny, right?

@Dirty Bit  
It was good. Not great, but good.

Black are the eyes.
 
It is darkness that sees.
 
From which we began.
 
Of unknown origins.

looks like a cold front is going to hit over the next few days. time to dig out the pastie recipe.
 
its a form of heavy meat pie dish with beef, some pork and lot of tubers in a heavy Pillsbury dough.
 
very warm and filling, but sits like a brick.

@Background Pony #E3CB  
Pasties are good, but tend to be dry in my experience. For me a turkey or chicken pot pie is the ultimate cold weather comfort food.

Sit down Lars and play the drums like you’re supposed to.

I’m molesting your pomegranates.
 

@Meanlucario  
But was it funny.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

Butthead: Uhhh huh huh huh huh… it says: “big sluts”.
 
Beavis: Mmmheh heh heh heh heh heh
 

I’m too drunk to remember if I lifted weights just now.

BOGGLE?

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
That looks so much better than the ones i can buy.

Dustin Poirier WON?! Against Conor McGregor BY KNOCKOUT?! in 2nd Round?!
 
HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIT!
 
OMG!!! Amazing! This incredible!

Jon and Arin win, they realize Friendship is more important!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
 
FUCKING HELL MAC!!!!!!!!!
 
BRUUUUHHHHH WTFF

Okay let’s recap:
 
Conor Ko’d Dustin 1st round  
Dustin Ko’d Gaethje 3rd round  
Khabib Sub’d Conor in 4th round  
Khabib Sub’d Dustin in 3rd round  
Khabib Sub’d Gaethje 2nd round  
Dustin Ko’d Conor 2nd round
 
Dustin new Lightweight champ. If Khabib dont wanna fight again, Dustin takes it.
 
Now we’re just looking for Dustin vs Gaethje rematch.