Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Wiimeiser  
Because Hollywood wants to see how many times NYC gets destroyed.

Post Malone is the guy who spilled chili in Dunder Mifflin who is not Ashton Kutcher.

I’m making Sunset Shimmer say lines from Scarface. Today is a good day.

COMMIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!  
COMMIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!  
Yeah go get em Dwight!  
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
 

 

 
 
Gunshots and reveals dead body  
Holy shit you actually did it…  
WORLD STAR!

@Background Human  
How?

 
Coughing loudly in public is the new Allahu akbar!

@WyrmSpawN  
15.ai. Text to speech thingy with a bunch of MLP characters. We even have a tag for it.

The Americans are digging a tunnel underneath Berlin to tap your communications, there’s an American agent living in this address in Moscow and sometimes I like to put on my wife’s dresses, sit in the corner and cry for hours.
 
Very interesting…

@Background Human  
Weird, i went straight there and managed not to find Sunset.
 
Oh, wait, there she is, under equestria girls, a separate category.

corona is now the new gun

Him: I listen to all music genres because I’m a music connoisseur. :D  
Also Him: …I’m not a metalhead nor listen to metal D:
 
Me:  

@Wiimeiser  
Some stuff is filmed on location, mainly places far cheaper than New York and Los Angeles. For example, Breaking Bad is set and filmed in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Year of the cow.  
…  
Great. Excellent. That means more frequent cow-print bikini / hucow / forced lactation / human-cattle hentai art. I love 2021 already.
 
Maybe I should contribute to that as well. Hijabi in cow-themed outfit, for the islamically influenced, cultured connoisseur out there.
 
Yeah imma do that. Im putting that on my urgent to-do list.

@@cameron  
Americans will worship it?

@tehwatever  
 
I’m hoping for more Lactaid/Laughing Cow Yuri.

So long, Mel. Have a good trip.
 
FOCK you!

@Meanlucario  
This isn’t scienctifically accurrate.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  

 

Helen Keller is trending on Twitter and… wow. Just wow.
 
I would try to explain why, but I fear that if I did, it would be too utterly ridiculous to believe and you would say I was lying.

@TheHappySpaceman  
Who?

@TheHappySpaceman  
Please do tell. I need to know the current depths of human insanity/stupidity.