Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 
Nah, please!!! That’s absolute bullshit!
 
Elon Musk is not an alien! He is without a doubt an android from the future.
 
;-)

I had a vision last December 27 that a Derpibooru member will die this 2021 of either leukemia or other cancer and their death will be uninformed until 3-4 months later after their actual time of death.

2021: aka 2020 Season 2

D, 3, J, with an extra bonus of wine. 🍷
 

It’s already the new year here…

The psychic’s prophecy failed. Yay

If you start playing Pulse Of The Maggots by Slipknot at exactly 11:59:50 PM on New Years Eve, then at exactly midnight, Corey Taylor will say “This is the year where hope fails you…”. Start your year off right!

HER LIPS ARE LIKE SHARK SKIN 😭
 
Unit, lost.

Chew a meat stick to help me think when I have a puppy in the room, great thinking me.

@Wiimeiser  
Happy New Year.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
If you play “Sweating Bullets” by Megadeth on December 31 at 11:59:41 PM, Dave Mustaine will sing “Hindsight is always 2020” right as the clock strikes midnight.

What does LGBTQ+ stand for? Is that like the premium version of being gay?

@Myoozik  
It’s basically any alternate lifestyle choice they can squeeze in.

@Myoozik  
If you get the premium version, you get to say queer no matter your sexuality.

@Meanlucario  
Get it bundled with the N-word pass.
 
 
@kleptomage  
High crit rate.

@kleptomage  
I always wanted to use the punching dagger in D&D.
 
@Darth Prime  
So the LGBTQ+ and Diversity Premier bundle?

For the new year, I would like to make content more popular than drama again instead of vice-versa.

@Meanlucario  
Use promo code “woolievs” to get the first three months free.

@Meanlucario  
It’s a katar, which is an Indian punch dagger with the benefit of hand protection. I think they’re kind of cool when they don’t have silly guns mounted to them.
 
 
@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I gave up on my balisong because a modern folding knife is faster, safer, and doesn’t rap your knuckles when you use it.

@kleptomage  
They’re also in D&D 3.5’s Player’s Handbook.

@Meanlucario  
[checks book]  
Yes. Simple weapon. Tiny size. 1d4. x3 critical.