Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

WHY is a stupid question. It’s bullshit. Are you even atheist breh?
 
Next time your 3 4 5 yo asked you “Da / Ma, Why water wet” you SLAP THEM! You tell em “What is this religious nonsense you are talking about? Have you been talking to a muslim?! Don’t you know they’re terrorist?! No, child! You don’t ask WHY water wet. You ask HOW is water wet! Now try again!”
 
“Da / Ma why did you hit me?”  
SLAP  
“HOW did I hit you. I used my hand.”

deeznee

I just realized that the ghosts in my hallway gets sucked into the air conditioner.

I wonder if anything will happen tomorrow that will cause 2020 to end on a “special” note.

I got a pitbull  
You got a pitbull  
He got a pitbull  
She got a pitbull  
They got a pitbull  
We got a pitbull  
Everybody’s got a pitbull

I can’t have a pitbull my apartment has a size limit.

I hate getting up at 6am to go to work fuck this ungodly hour it’s cold outside

@KennyC
 
I gotta be up at 9 for some Korean New Year’s party on VRChat

My D&D game starts at 6 am on Saturday because most of the players are in Euroup.

You’ll never take me alive, coppers!

Holy shit, I just did a speedrun on Amphibia Locust Pocus on DisneyNOW.

@Shepherd
 
Sounds about right. Kind and sagely uncle hangs out with his angsty, conflicted nephew.

When you waited 5 years for him to grow up and you don’t have to be bothered by them Jehovah’s Witness anymore.
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
That is one badass woman.

How much longer does Adobe Flash have?

@Wiimeiser  
I’ll say until midnight.