Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Nurse:gives injection to ‘calm her down’. I’m sorry, your mother just passed.
Dad:oh god mom, close your eyes 👋
Dad:oh god mom, close your eyes 👋
Meanlucario
Time to get spooky
Want to hear something scary? If society last long enough, than 2020 with become a nostalgic year.
Panko Pai
Shy gamer stallion
Want to hear something scary? If society last long enough, than 2020 with become a nostalgic year.
Lord WyrmSpawN
Lingering Wyvern
@Count Adramélekh Sear
And the grandpa let her because that’s funny as hell.
And the grandpa let her because that’s funny as hell.
Dirty Bit
That's him, officer
@Count Adramélekh Sear
Beautiful
@WyrmSpawN
Who wouldn’t find it hilarious besides staunch Christians who watched Star Wars and hated it?
Beautiful
@WyrmSpawN
Who wouldn’t find it hilarious besides staunch Christians who watched Star Wars and hated it?
Meanlucario
Time to get spooky
If God was proven real through science, would that mean that most scientists would become religious or would religion become scientific?
DerpyFast
@Meanlucario
Neither. Science adjusts its position to fit new evidence. If God were proven to be real, all it means is that our understanding of how The Universe works now needs to incorporate the existence of God.
What it doesn’t prove is which religion is correct (if any).
Neither. Science adjusts its position to fit new evidence. If God were proven to be real, all it means is that our understanding of how The Universe works now needs to incorporate the existence of God.
What it doesn’t prove is which religion is correct (if any).
Lord WyrmSpawN
Lingering Wyvern
I don’t know how much ‘clear thinking’ it takes to get out of falling for a magical illusion.
@TheHappySpaceman
Well i never saw him spring up in an obituary.
But hey, good news, right?
@TheHappySpaceman
Well i never saw him spring up in an obituary.
But hey, good news, right?
Mr.Myoozik
Music Connoisseur
Hey Jerry, how’s that report going along?
Already done sir. I’ve also organized all your paperwork, watered your flowers and been a father figure to your childre-
Wait a minute! Sniffs What’s that smell? Have you been drinking at work?
No sir I would never!
Well whyyyy NOT? EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT!! Shows office full of drunk employees
But I got all my work done…
YOU’RE FIRED!!! Smacks head with bottle
WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Already done sir. I’ve also organized all your paperwork, watered your flowers and been a father figure to your childre-
Wait a minute! Sniffs What’s that smell? Have you been drinking at work?
No sir I would never!
Well whyyyy NOT? EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT!! Shows office full of drunk employees
But I got all my work done…
YOU’RE FIRED!!! Smacks head with bottle
WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Dirty Bit
That's him, officer
You’re not first,
You’re not last,
But most importantly,
No one asked.
You’re not last,
But most importantly,
No one asked.
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