Hey Jerry, how’s that report going along?
Already done sir. I’ve also organized all your paperwork, watered your flowers and been a father figure to your childre-
Wait a minute! Sniffs What’s that smell? Have you been drinking at work?
No sir I would never!
Well whyyyy NOT? EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT!! Shows office full of drunk employees
But I got all my work done…
YOU’RE FIRED!!! Smacks head with bottle