Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Background Pony #9655  
Have you ever try falling asleep during thunderstorm?

In Warhammer, there is a race of rat-monsters known as Skaven. Being spawn of a demon-god, the Skaven only think about scheming, killing, and eating anyone around them.
 
After a Skaven dies, he ends up into the dimension known as Ruin, which consists mostly of manure, dung, and goop. It surely is fun to watch the Skaven scream in disappointment that after a lifetime of murder and cannibalism, all that awaits them is nothing but trash.

@NitroFury  
I tried fall asleep fearing of dying by the hand of a killer.

Breaking News:  
Khabib does not know how to play Pool.
 
It’s hilarious seeing him literally strike literally any ball but the cue ball! He has no idea that you’re supposed to strike the cue ball to pocket the object ball! he just strikes whatever ball he wants to pocket hahahaha!

@tehwatever  
Both way are wrong. You have to toss it in there while drunk.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Heisei era Godzilla, cool. Hopefully it doesn’t end like King Kong’s relationship.

@phoenixacezero  
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man. And woman.

Khabib says that fighters of Conor or Gaethje’s caliber in the first round are the most dangerous while second and so on, he has better advantage.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
“Daddy,is this our new mom?”  
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I’m not sure why I never think about drawing images whenever I’m bored.
 
I mean, I should really do more than just listen to music and play games all day.

This was supposed to be MY happily ever after!  
Well you’re gonna have to keep looking, cause I ain’t giving up mine.

@Shepherd  

 
I binged on Gravity Falls twice on Disney+.

Well, the Van Halen III video passed over 30K views, and as such I’m getting a TON of chuds in the comments.
 
I’m debating how savage I want to be in my replies.
 

Last year I promised myself that I would buy a real costume for Halloween instead of being cheap and wearing cat ears over regular clothes.
 
Cut to a year later…

@Background Pony #7414  
You have an excuse at least.

@Meanlucario  
I was hoping to be Miles Morales.

>Deleting troll comments is a sign of weakness  
>Responding to them will only give them more fire  
>Disabling all comments just proves that I’m letting them get to me  
>Leaving them up will only encourage more people to be assholes
 
This is a lose-lose situation, isn’t it?

@TheHappySpaceman  
Welcome to the internet and the mentality of assholes.

@TheHappySpaceman  
So far I’ve only had to delete two comments,links to porn.  
Someone left a comment like,“come check me out,boys” and their channel is porn that I don’t think is allowed on YouTube.  
I didn’t bother deleting it,but I wouldn’t be surprised if their account was suspended anyway.

@Meanlucario  
Unfortunately.
 
@Dex Stewart  
At this point, I’m just tempted to say damn the world, and start deleting comments. I’m damned if I do, damned if I don’t, right?

@TheHappySpaceman  
Let the kids burn themselves out.

@LeoNero
 
I love Bertstrip