Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

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*sip*

Submission I quickly sketched for the 2020 anniversary. I need Strat’s time machine in my life.

Yo momma’s so fat she can hear bacon cooking all the way in Canada

@Myoozik  
Selaphiel’s bacon!

When wind blows her skirt
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Photographed those in person before.

Oh god. Imagine what the 2021 Derpibooru Collab would be like, since it’s a horde of ponies and we have a virus outbreak, there might be social distancing on that one and if not, everybody in that entire photo will have gotten the coronavirus.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I mentioned that to LightningBolt a while back. I think most of the characters will be wearing masks lol

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Also, we’ll have half as many OCs since a third of all DNPs in the site history are from recent months and half of the big OCs are now off-limits, like Apogee.

@Wiimeiser  
Why are OCs like Apogee off limits now?

@MagpulPony  
Because their owners have left.

@Wiimeiser  
Oh, that whole debacle. That sucks.

@MagpulPony  
I’m sorry, what debacle? I was gone for a few months.

@Scrabbleman  
It was pretty big. Involved accusations of Nazism, Fascism, Free Speech violation, people picking sides, and a ton of artists just leaving Derpibooru or going on the DNP list.

Oh, I Assumed it involved the whole grooming drama

@MagpulPony  
Is there a summary I can look up at?

@Scrabbleman  
I think there was a thread somewhere all about it. It was a real shit show though.

@Scrabbleman  

AFAIK about 200-300 people have left and only one (An-m) has since returned.

I just made a comment that I’m subscribed to Tom Nash, Mike Winnet, Spencer Cornelia and Coffezilla’s channels in one of Dan Lok’s videos.
 
If I get banned, I get banned.
 
In case you don’t know the reference; Dan Lok is a proper grifter. The usual “look I have my chauffeur drive me around in a Bentley, I make videos from a private jet, I dress in three piece italian made suit, and I wear cool sunglasses while talking about the most BASIC SHIT in finance and business. I’m RICH and I swear I personally know Donald Trump” kinda person.
 
Mofo gonna tryna sell you a 20k course that promises to earn you 100k annually anywhere in the world, with just a laptop, full refund. Nobody ever gets a refund. (Red Flags, yet?).
 
Also btw did you KNOW, that a grifter who one time hosted a “5G is causing Coronavirus and is dangerous to your health” conspiracy theorist in his podcast, the same grifter who scammed his followers upwards of 2 million usd trying to sue Youtube (never did. that never went anywhere at all. didn’t even get started) is currently RUNNING FOR MAYOR of LONDON? His name is Brian Rose
 
I swear…
 
DAN LOK and BRIAN ROSE. those two names? Avoid the shit out of them.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
6. It doesn’t matter, I fight anybody
 
7. I am the Wolf, brother.
 
8. Fighting is all I want to do.