Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

You can’t make me laugh.

An imposter stole your waifu

@NitroFury  
Joke’s on them, my waifus are fictional!

@Meanlucario  

@Dex Stewart  
The Royal Knights are cooler.

When it comes to Rent-A-Girlfriend, the majority seems to not like Mami. But what people don’t know that, Mami isn’t the only bitch in the show.
 
Chizuru is a bitch as well. Ask the MC who got abused by her over a low score.

@Hollowfox Jaeger  
How so?

@Meanlucario  
She mistreats the MC. And acts like a bitch and yet starts to develop feelings for the guy that she abused over a LOW SCORE.

@Hollowfox Jaeger  
How does she abuse him?

@Meanlucario  
I don’t know, I don’t watch the anime nor I plan to watch it because Chizuru treats Kazuya like shit before he gets to know her better and develop feelings.
 
This is why I am not interested in Rent-a-Girlfriend. While people think Mami’s a bitch, people should realize Chizuru is too. Not just Mami.

@Hollowfox Jaeger  
How do you know she abuses him if you don’t know what she does to him?

Stupid
 
Am I doing it right?

@Myoozik  
Needs caps lock.

FUCK i did it twice

We are ogres, we are scary  
We are donkeys, we are hairy  
We have bold and brand new stories to be told  
We will write them, we will tell them  
You will hear them, you will smell them  
This is our story

I can’t seem to wrap my head around non-alcoholic cider.

I’m using an iPhone 4 at the moment. I can’t believe Derpi even works on this old ass thing.

@MagpulPony
 
It still work on a Samsung Galaxy S II as well
 
this phone is a competitor to the iPhone 4

@RhodieNite  
My iPhone 6s is currently out of commission, so this is all I’ve got at the moment.

Lie down, put your hand right above your heart, feel it, hear it